Mark Twain on the media.

[LDM]

Another classic I like is, "Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason." I've heard it attributed to both Twain and Will Rogers.

 

[joeintexas]

Nah, just looking for the truth.

You Can't Handle The Truth! (Tom Cruise)
Sorry, couldn't resist. I think Chubbo and old Ben might have said it first though.

 

[Kurusu]

You Can't Handle The Truth! (Jack Nicholson)
Sorry, couldn't resist. I think Chubbo and old Ben might have said it first though.

There. Fixed it for you.