Merry Christmas to My Cousins

[jag312]

My cousins live in New York City, and they are happy there. I am the black sheep of the family. They have disowned me. Why? Among other things, they are anti-gun extremists, and I am not, obviously. We never exchange Christmas cards. This year I did something different. I had some custom Christmas cards made, and here is the front of the card. When they see this card, it will burn their butts. And by the way, the t-shirt I'm wearing is from the San Jose chapter of the Hells Angels Motorcycle Club. I don't know if they'll pick up on that. I know that they will not know what I am holding, but they will know it is something evil and must be destroyed.

So if anyone hears loud screams coming from New York City later this week, that will be my cousins.

Feel free to tell me what a terrible person I am.

 

[Golddollar]

Feel free to tell me what a terrible person I am.

Yep, you're just rotten to the core.

Heck with 'em if they can't take a joke!

 

[jscheck]

Works for me!

And a very Merry Christmas to you too sir!

 

[Snapping Twig]

Mister, I like the cut of your jib!

I can relate to your family situation.

Group think is offensive and I'm always up for a poke to the midsection of it.

 

[Ole Joe Clark]

What a terrible person you are! There, is that OK?

Merry Christmas,

Have a blessed day,

Leon

 

[LVSteve]

Yep, you're just rotten to the core.

Heck with 'em if they can't take a joke!

What he said.

Now, what are you drinking.

 

[walkin jack]

Jag, I think that you are totally evil. I struggle daily to achieve that level of evilness. Your cousins are a bunch of humbugs!

 

[snubbyfan]

As Ozzy said, "Momma's gonna worry, I've been a bad bad boy. No use saying sorry, it's something that I enjoy."

 

[6518John]

We can pick our friends but not our families.

 

[kenv1950]

I'm 180 miles above NYC and I hear screams all the time.