Might be the most perfect warning sign ever...

[CajunBass]

This one is not true.

I've tried it and they always bought the kids home.

 

[DeadAye]

DUE TO THE AMMO SHORTAGE
WE CAN NO LONGER OFFER
A WARNING SHOT
Thank you for your understanding

 

[Sayoc01]

Working for the power co.we had posted signs all around our substations!People would still get in to steal copper take baby parrots out of hot structure sws .They got fried....friends warned them....idiots said "they" knew what they were doing!!Yeah ,right ....like the idiot who thought if he didn't touch a wave trap....he would be ok!! Ignoredthe force field!!IDIOTS!
Jim

 

[mike from st pete]

WARNING !

Engineer at Work​

And mechanic/technician that has to make the engineer's idea WORK.
BTDT.

 

[Bat Guano]

Ack-tung Y'all... A sign I have in my shop.

Anybody remember Heinrich Schnibble in the old Saturday Evening Post? My Dad used to crack up with his articles:

Heinrich Schnibble's Deutscher Wordenbooke :

Horse—Foddergeburnenclippenclopper

Mule—Balkendummkopferfoddergeburnenclippenclopper

Zebra—Pinstripensuitenwearenfoddergeburnenclippenclopper

Dog—Barkenpantensniffer

Dogcatcher—Barkenpantensniffersnatcher

Dogcatcher's truck—Barkenpantensniffersnatcherwagon

Garage for truck—Barkenpantensniffersnatcherwagonhaus

Truck repairman—Barkenpantensniffersnatcherwagonhausmechanikerworker

His Union—Barkenpantensniffersnatcherwagonhaus- mechanikerworkerfeatherbeddengefixengroup

Automobile—Honkenbrakenscreecher

Gasoline—Honkenbrakenscreecherzoomerjuicen

Driver—Honkenbrakenscreecherguidenschtunker

Auto Mechanic—Honkenbrakenscreecherknockengepinger-

sputtergefixer

Repair Bill—Bankenrollergebustenuptottenliste

Excerpts from:

DER WIZARD IN OZZENLAND Mein Grossfader's Rhymers Und Fable Tellen Mit

Also Heinrich Schnibble's Deutscher Wordenbooke

By: Dave Morrah

ca. 1955

 

[Frank46]

I had one once. It read as follows. Be aware of flying objects, they may be bullets. Frank

 

[Stainz]

To me, the most perfect 'warning sign' is the one on pg 19 of "S&W Safety and Instruction Manual Revolvers - Modern Style-" (Rev:Rev101904). It's in red bold type:

WARNING: THE REVOLVER WILL FIRE IF THE TRIGGER IS PULLED!

 

[ol' geeser]

"Vi istder mor horzes azzez dander ist horzez"....on the back of my grandfather's business card when he was personal assistant to Adofphus Busch