Be careful, Deformlux!!! Hawkeye is trying to rip you off, that dishonest cuss! That wheelgun is worth more than $250!!! Heck, I reckon it is worth at least $253, maybe even $254 or $254.50 given the current crazy high prices. Being as I'm a generous fella and that, according to an email I received, I will shortly be coming into a large sum of money that a deposed Nigerian prince needs my help moving into the US, I am willing to offer you $257...yes, $257...for that Saturday Night Special. I realize that may seem like an extravagantly generous offer, but after Hawkeye tried so blatantly to defraud you, I feel like I need to do something to restore your faith in humanity.
Gonzo
PS - I don't mean to scare you but I sure hope it does not blow up in your hand, maiming and disfiguring you, before you get rid of it.