I hears that since 2012, the Government has secretly been using a special ink to print $20, $50, and $100 bills. This ink has a predetermined shelf life. On 9-30-16, bills printed with this ink will fade to blank, leaving the bills worthless squares of paper. This process is said to generate a lot of heat, and to reduce the risk of fire, it is recommended that you empty your wallet, and place all such bills outside your home the night before..
I know this is true.
I was having a few drinks last night with Jake, my dog, and he told me...
Larry