More Stupid Crook Tricks

[Doug M.]

Acute failure of the victim selection process.

 

[Phenix]

Doug's day started off bad and got worse:
1. breaking into a Cop's car
2. Meeting a female Cop and a Glock
3. Becoming a morning snack for a K-9
4. making a decision to go one on one with a mad husband who is a Army Ranger
I imagine Doug was very happy to see the Deputy arrive.

I think you are looking this all wrong.
1. Doug got to look over a a car that interested him.
2. Met the car's owner who even let him look at her pistol.
3. Got to spend quality time with her dog.
4. Even got to have some interaction with car owner's war hero husband and child.
5. Developed a memorable relationship with yet another influential member of
the local public servant community.

 

['79 Magnum GT]

I think you are looking this all wrong.
1. Doug got to look over a a car that interested him.
2. Met the car's owner who even let him look at her pistol.
3. Got to spend quality time with her dog.
4. Even got to have some interaction with car owner's war hero husband and
child.
5. Developed a memorable relationship with yet another influential member of
the local public servant community.

Words to live by.


Rick

 

[tlawler]

3. Got to spend quality time with her dog.

Classic

I love it that criminals are so uncoordinated that they tend to fall down frequently.