My review of the SuperBowl halftime show

Sounded like cats fighting to the tune of fingernails on a chalkboard during an earthquake. The terrorists for this event were hired by the promoters.
 
I don't know guys....after last year "The Who" changed their name to "The Why" so I didn't expect much.

Who are the Blackberry Beans, why did the halftime show look and sound like aliens were trying to communicate with us, and why was the usher even featured at halftime?

Good game though.
 
Being a Packers fan, I did what a good red neck would do, I turned half time off and waited 15 minutes.
 
what I noticed is that they sucked a little less as they stole other peoples work .. left to their own stuff they had no right to breath our air.
 
I think that all the dancers and the lights and the fireworks are meant to distract us from how bad the shows have become. Next year, could we please just have Eric Clapton and his guitar? Just put a mic on him, set him on a stool at the 50 yard line, and let him play.

And while we're at it, I like my National Anthem old school, not hippety hop style.
 
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This is why they have a "Back" or "Last" button on the remote....I watched about 5 seconds of BEP's, then tuned out to "Wild Russia" (awesome!)
 
OK, I think I know what's going on. The halftime show has been stolen by a bunch of network executives and artsy types. They've never played football, probably never even willingly gone to a football game. When they do, unwillingly, they amuse themselves with other ****.

Suddenly they're thrust into a position where they have the largest single audience they'll ever get. And its a sort of captive audience. Its their one big chance to impress all the unwashed with their artistic skill. So they go all out. In the process they alienate all football fans, but they don't care.

And for the next few days all the women and gays who hate football will assemble at various places and rave about how the halftime show was the best part of the Super Bowl. But football fans can take something positive away from it. Make note of everyone who says such drivel and remember they're idiots. I know most of us usually just pass it off as words coming from an idiot, but this time remember them. Then anytime in the future they try to make some profound statement, just ignore it as coming from an idiot. Life is much easier when you don't have to bother wondering why someone is saying stupid stuff. All you need to know is they're not worth the air they breath. Also its worth noting that anytime FOX hypes their artistic prowess, ignore them.
 
Rugskipper said:
I think that all the dancers and the lights and the fireworks are meant to distract us from how bad the shows have become. Next year, could we please just have Eric Clapton and his guitar? Just put a mic on him, set him on a stool at the 50 yard line, and let him play.

And while we're at it, I like my National Anthem old school, not hippety hop style.
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They won't do that cause he probably wouldn't want to throw in the Obama plug, did y'all notice that?

Me, I'll go with the Moody Blues and that 80 piece orchestra they travel with sometimes. By halftime I was pretty mellowed out on some fine Kentucky bourbon.

Made it to the end of the game though, one of the best.
 
What Halftime Show?

I have found that I always enjoy NFL games with the sound on mute. I think I can tell what's happening without the constant drivel from the commentators. The only time I have ever found the halftime show interesting was when Janet Jackson had her "wardrobe failure". I never watch that part. So, I don't know what it was and don't care. I ignore the commercials too. They are for going to the bathroom and getting more snacks. Oh, that rendition of the "Star Spangled Banner" was really awful. With all the talented and highly trained opera singers, they can't find somebody with a great voice and the knowledge of how to use it to sing the anthem with some diginity?...The game was ok.
 
rburg said:
OK, I think I know what's going on. The halftime show has been stolen by a bunch of network executives and artsy types. They've never played football, probably never even willingly gone to a football game. When they do, unwillingly, they amuse themselves with other ****.
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that group indicates executives fresh out of the club scene where that form om mating call is at place and the people wouldnt know what to do if Clapton, Vai, Malmsteen, Satriani, or Petruci showed em what music was.
 
The "Half Time" show was a tremendous vote for bringing back the High School /College/Drum and Bugle Corps.. style of entertainment

1 Any High School Marching Band

2 Any SEC Marching Band with a nod to Grambling and Southern

3 Any true Drum And Bugle Corps

Maybe it's just me I'm Old!!......
 
HALF-TIME?

More like half brained, half produced, half rehearsed and half arsed! Thank goodness I only saw about half of it! The other half I spent in the bathroom throwing up half of my lunch. I can just hear Vince Lombardi's comments. Go Greenbay!!!!!
 
rburg said:
Explain this halftime concept to me. I've always felt it was when you went to the toilet so you wouldn't burst. And maybe made a pass thru the dining room for a plate of food. It was also when the young and those with little self control were allowed to speak. I don't care about commercials, or bands, or the worst, the announcers who used to play football. They're all like litter that blows into your yard in a windstorm.
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You're right in what you said is usually done during halftime. But, those people just did it on stage.
 
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