Name It. The Most Fun, Weird Job You Have Held?

Already been said, but State Life Guard is a pretty sweet gig. It's your job to stare. Lol.
 
As an Exec Chef with going on 30 years of kitchen time, I could tell you weird and fun kitchen stories that would make you laugh, cry, puke, or strike you clean speechless. I could also get myself tossed off of here in very short order. Unfortunately only half the experience is "fun and weird", the other half is horrific and nightmarish. Oh well.
 
I once worked at the Trex composite decking factory and I ran the machine that put fake wood grain on the boards.


There's farms out where we live and occasionally we'd get plastic agricultural bags and they'd need to be cut down into pieces that'd feed through the machines better. Usually they'd be moist and covered with filth and by the time they were cut up, we were all covered with filth too.
One time we were cutting bags up until quitting time. I knocked the big chunks of filth off and headed to the parking lot.
"Hey Wayne, you're filthy," the guys said. "It's okay, I drove my wife's car," I replied.
 
Private Investigator ---- The cases of the "preacher's wife"...the "topless bar owner" .... and the power company "copper theft ring" .
Pet shop clerk ---- Accidentally sold a kid a DEAD turtle.
Water meter reader --- Summer job with a pith helmet --!$!&%!$ DOGS!!
Ambulance service --- Just ..... YIKES !!
Armored truck driver/courier --- Carrying $400,000 in cash in a big bag with one hand and my other hand on my S&W M67 ... wishing it was a M66 !!
Photo lab manager....Lots of VERY interesting pictures !!
Managing Roadway Express city P&D Teamster drivers in Baltimore when I was only 25 (early 1970's)
Crafting elk stag grips at home ----- What a RELIEF !!!
 
Probably the job I enjoyed the best was when I was a title examiner/title insurance underwriter for real property. When somebody bought and/or mortgaged real property, I looked at the documents from the courthouse and constructed a chain diagram (flowchart in computerese) of the history of ownership of the property. If a property was not shown on a recorded survey, I could use hand tools and draw the metes and bounds description of the property set out in the deed (go North 32 degrees 10 minutes 55 seconds East to the old stump) and end up with a picture of the property to make sure the legal description was good. I found a lot of deficiencies in property titles and gave directions as to how to fix them. Other people were amazed how I could look at documents and draw things out all day long but I guess I was blessed with patience and a steady hand. It did lead to an advanced position with another company overseeing the company's agents but when the recession hit I was laid off in 2009.

Did that for 25 years before I went back to college. Can't say it was fun but it had its moments. I collected death certificates (weird ones=lots of those in L.A.!), rose up to Title Operations Manager and Chief Title Officer for Orange and Los Angeles Counties==better life as a biologist in the PNW. Don't regret changing!
 
stacked hay through high school - $1.00 and hour and got a raise to $1.50 and we thought we were rich.

Later worked on construction where we worked up the ground around new highways and then planted them with native grasses. Drove Ford 4000 tractors on some very steep slopes, never rolled one but it was scary work.

One winter when the construction was closed down I worked for Jostens American Yearbook and it is very likely if you were in school in 1973 I saw your yearbook.
 
Driving a Pepsi delivery truck in downtown Denver was my one my worst jobs........turned into one of my favorite jobs when I got a transfer to a route in the mountains. Beautiful scenery and all for the outdoors you could ask for. And a lot of beautiful women at the ski areas I delivered to. :D:cool:
 
I drove a cab at 19, from 11pm to 7am. It was a real education in humanity - both the good, and the bad.

My current job:
"Please don't tell my mother that I'm a gun dealer. She thinks I play piano in a w**** house."
 
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Driving a 773B Cat off road dump truck .
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Mating on a 42 foot Bertram which ran out of Montauk Long Island
the " Nora John"


That second one is good work if you can get it. You got paid for that? Heck, I'd do it without the boat. It could be a fleabag motel or the back seat of a Chevy.
 
Closing failed banks and S&Ls throughout much of the 1980s. I was a closing manager with FDIC's Liquidation Division, and I closed many of them, in addition to performing other property management duties such as selling off repossessed personal property collateral at auction. You name it, I sold it, and millions of dollars worth. Being a petroleum engineer, I also handled FDIC's interests in many collateralized oil and gas producing properties, and I supervised a staff that evaluated and sold those off also.

One of my most interesting jobs was back in my high school days. I worked in a commercial photo-processing lab and did all of the chemical mixing and equipment maintenance and cleaning. I doubt that many, if any, such facilities like that still exist.
 

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