Name the new Chrysler

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OK now that w will have a proposal for a "new" restructured Chrysler which is owned by the UAW, directed by the government and managed by Fiat, what are they going to name it? Fiat had several catchy slogans behind their name:

Fiat

Fix It Again Tony
Found In A Toilet
Failed Italian Attempted Technology

Then there was the old standby for Chrysler:

Mopar

Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Randomy.

As for the name of the new company, I would like to suggest a name that truly reflects its current situation:

FUBAR

Fiat Under Barrack And Restructuring

Yep the FUBAR Motor Company I think pretty much sums it up. Any other suggestions?
 
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How 'bout "ChryAT" pronounced "cry at" as in "All I can do is cry at the sight of my car repair bills."
 
My best boyhood friend back in wisconsin did his career for chrysler at rockford illnois. About 25 years ago he took me on a tour through the plant. I was impressed. He had "pull" and wanted me to work as a plant guard. I was doing it for lockheed. I wonder what happens now to their retirement? Probley a good thing I didnt take the job!
 
A picture's worth a thousand words Chad.
Your's is worth a million!
I wonder what the 1320 E.T. is on that bad boy?
Won't need sophisticated timing devices anymore.
Now all that's needed is a sun dial.
I wonder if you break out of your bracket by getting there a day earlier than your bracket called for?
 
I can't wait until the new models come out.

The Barn E,
A midsize hatchback with an easy access rear offered in bright colors.

The Pelo C
A subcompact that runs on methane and all natural fertilizers

The Obam A
This stunning sedan has a multitude of quick change features that allows for a variety of positions.

The Hil R E
A high maintenance vehicle that seems to have great staying power and has a loud exhaust with plenty of trunk space.
 
I understand this is on the drawing board...all that's left to do is figure out how to tax the wind.

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Not to change topic, but there was a recent test of a large German auto magazine about the quality of dealerships of the different brands.
Chrysler was the worst of it all, not far away from the French Peugeot and Citroen and Fiat dealers.
Besides I stay away from Chrysler, I paid my dues ... going with Honda, Toyota and Chevrolet(!) - much less trouble!
 
Originally posted by David LaPell:
I can't wait until the new models come out.

The Barn E,
A midsize hatchback with an easy access rear offered in bright colors.

The Pelo C
A subcompact that runs on methane and all natural fertilizers

The Obam A
This stunning sedan has a multiture of quick change features that allows for a variety of positions.

The Hil R E
A high maintenance vehicle that seems to have great staying power and has a loud exhaust with plenty of trunk space.
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Hey, I think we have a winner here!
 
This whole thing is so depressing. Seriously, has anyone ever seen a GOOD looking Fiat? Didn't think so.

Lee Iacocca is totally crapping his pants.

Ever notice that each week somehow ends up worse than the last one?
 
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