fat tom
Absent Comrade
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>>I called the company and ordered their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
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>>The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before me a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
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>>She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
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>>The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
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>>Without a second thought, I took off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, I finally gave up.
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>>The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
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>>On the fifth day, I weighed myself and am delighted to find I lost 10 lbs. as promised.
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>>I called the company and ordered their 5-day/20 pound program.
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>>The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman I have ever seen in my life.
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>>She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.
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>>Well, I'm out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and I do my best, but no such luck.
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>>So for the next four days, the same routine happens and I'm gradually getting in better and better shape.
>>
>>Much to my delight on the fifth day when I weigh myself, I discover that I have lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
>>
>>So I decide to go for broke and called the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
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>>"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
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>>"Absolutely," I reply, "I haven't felt this good in years."
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>>The next day there's a knock at the door; and when I open it I find a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but PINK running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch YOU ... you're MINE."
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>>I lost 63 pounds that week.
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>>Signed,
>>
>>Skinny Hugo
f.t.
>>I called the company and ordered their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
>>
>>The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before me a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
>>
>>She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
>>
>>The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
>>
>>Without a second thought, I took off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, I finally gave up.
>>
>>The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
>>
>>On the fifth day, I weighed myself and am delighted to find I lost 10 lbs. as promised.
>>
>>I called the company and ordered their 5-day/20 pound program.
>>
>>The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman I have ever seen in my life.
>>
>>She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.
>>
>>Well, I'm out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and I do my best, but no such luck.
>>
>>So for the next four days, the same routine happens and I'm gradually getting in better and better shape.
>>
>>Much to my delight on the fifth day when I weigh myself, I discover that I have lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
>>
>>So I decide to go for broke and called the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
>>
>>"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
>>
>>"Absolutely," I reply, "I haven't felt this good in years."
>>
>>The next day there's a knock at the door; and when I open it I find a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but PINK running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch YOU ... you're MINE."
>>
>>I lost 63 pounds that week.
>>
>>Signed,
>>
>>Skinny Hugo
f.t.
