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Urine on the carpet? Was frosty by chance yellow?
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
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I learned a while back to avoid yellow snow...
Walkingwolf
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amazingflapjack
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Don't forget that magic hat!
bgrone
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He didn't have an old top hat? I thought he had previously been identified as wearing an old top hat?
He didn't have an old top hat? I thought he had previously been identified as wearing an old top hat?
SAFireman
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Cold in Texas? Nah, you must be full of it 
kenv1950
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Sorry guys , I'm a little slow sometimes.
It came to me right after I posted
Learned my lesson
Years ago had a guy that was always walking my road on my mountain. Felt sorry for him one winter and gave him a ride, seemed like a nice guy but smelled really bad.
Two weeks later he beat an old man to death with a hammer .
Three miles from me.
It came to me right after I posted
Learned my lesson
Years ago had a guy that was always walking my road on my mountain. Felt sorry for him one winter and gave him a ride, seemed like a nice guy but smelled really bad.
Two weeks later he beat an old man to death with a hammer .
Three miles from me.
rog8732
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If you're trying to keep on track with this thread, you would have to have "your" smelly man stab an old man with an icicle wouldn't you ? Or at least bludgeon him with snowballs
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the ringo kid
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Just leave it to Calvin.
Or to:
The following are not revelant to the above-just love the comic-strip.
Cant find the exact one I want so the above'll have to do.
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keith44spl
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One time in the 1980s...........
I was gazing out the window of the grocery store in Lincoln Montana.
It was cold and had been snowing, saw this grizzled old shaggy headed feller
wearing a ragged overcoat and peddling a bicycle down the main drag there in town.
I felt sorry for him, ask the grocery clerk about him,
he said, "That's just an ol hermit that lives a lit'l piece from here.
Loaded my camp supplies in the pickup truck....
As I drove passed him, I really wanted to offer him a ride.
The cyclist never looked toward me as if he wanted any help.
Several years later, I saw that same feller on TV....
The FBI was hauling his lit'l cabin off to finish their search for
clues of his manifesto and bomb making materials.
.
I was gazing out the window of the grocery store in Lincoln Montana.
It was cold and had been snowing, saw this grizzled old shaggy headed feller
wearing a ragged overcoat and peddling a bicycle down the main drag there in town.
I felt sorry for him, ask the grocery clerk about him,
he said, "That's just an ol hermit that lives a lit'l piece from here.
Loaded my camp supplies in the pickup truck....
As I drove passed him, I really wanted to offer him a ride.
The cyclist never looked toward me as if he wanted any help.
Several years later, I saw that same feller on TV....
The FBI was hauling his lit'l cabin off to finish their search for
clues of his manifesto and bomb making materials.
.
Or to:
The following are not revelant to the above-just love the comic-strip.
Cant find the exact one I want so the above'll have to do.
Had three friends that went into the Foreign Legion.
Only one is still around.
But they all came back alive from there.
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gregintenn
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A while back, my boy left to go back to school on Sunday night. He hadn't been gone but a minute when he called and said there was a man walking down our road that didn't belong here.
I walked part way down the driveway, and ran into a man that favored Uncle Si from Duck Dynasty.
He was carrying a small pry bar and a fanny pack. He said he'd been hunting ginseng, and got lost. I gave him a bottle or water and loaded him in the truck. He wasn't sure where he'd came from, or the guy's name who'd brought him.
We finally figured it out through process of elimination, and got him back where he belonged.
When I got back, my wife said "I can't believe you'd let some guy that looked like that ride with you anywhere." I asked if she'd have preferred he stay at our house. She thought about it a minute and decided it was a pretty good idea I had after all.
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Had three friends that went into the Foreign Legion.
Only one is still around.
But they all came back alive from there.
I knew two who were in the Foreign Legion-one was a friend-I disliked the other. The friend was the one who commanded the FFL's all German battalion in Indochina who (in his book: The Devil's Guard) is known as: Hans-Josef Wagemuller-not his real name of course. His last name is different. Anyway, I met him and was also saddened when he passed away in late 1999.
The other FFl'er-was a jerk to the extreme-was from Ireland. Nobody liked this jerk and he loves to infest historic websites-like fleas and ticks-like to infest animals.
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