Ole does it again

[britbike1]

Ole was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife, Lena, was really angry.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 PRETTY DAMN FAST!
The next morning Ole got up early and left for work. When Lena woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough
there was a gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, Lena put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and
found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ole has been missing since Friday.

 

[Old_Cop]

Truth is not always the best defense.

 

[Walkin Horse]

I heard he was mad that she hadn’t used last years birthday present yet.
A tombstone.

 

[steelslaver]

I heard when she asked him to whisper something dirty in her ear he whispered, bathroom, kitchen, bedroom

 

[Old 44 Guy]

This brought a large belly laugh from this old guy,

 

[wilkoi]

Yes, I like.

 

[BigBoy99]

As part of the US Treasury of making quarters to honor each state, Ole and Lena were asked to design the new Quarter for Minnesota. Shortly after it introduction, it had to be recalled. The duct tape holding the two dimes and the nickle together kept coming off.

 

[steelslaver]

Ole was given a couple of pieces of advice

He forgot the first one

The second one was write things down if you want to remember them.

Ole bought a team of horses from a fellow countryman. He was told to make them go or speed up yell OFDA, to stop AHMEN.

He walks them out on the flat fine and goes OFDA and the team breaks into a trot, another OFTA and they are galloping, another and they are really flying across the country, But, then a big drop off is ahead and he has forgot how to stop them. He is sawing on the reins to no avail and then gives up and figuring the end is near says a prayer and ends it with an AHMEN. The team comes to a halt right at the very edge of the huge drop. He sits the stunted then, wipes his forehead and says OFTA.