OMG - THERE IT WAS...Nooooooo! THE HORROR

I have a similar story, but not about guns. A couple of friends wanted to go to the big show down in Louisville a while back, I'm guessing early 1990s. So we stole my wifes little car and headed out. One of my buddies is also a knife guy, his uncle having worked for the Randall shop off and on over the years, and an earlier uncle or grand uncle having killed Billy the Kid (Pat Garrett). The other guy was younger, but fun because he was kind of gullible. We abused him terribly.

So we were hiking the show, just havin' fun. We have pretty specific interests, and spent little or no time at military rifle booths, or modern plastic junk. But a good knife booth might have us anchored for a long time. At one set of tables was Jack Crider, a well known knife purveyor and probably a used car and siding salesman for fun. He could sell an eskimo a bag of ice. One of his knives was a Randall 10-3 with the duraluminum handle. Our younger buddy was in love, but couldn't quite swing the multi-hundred dollar price tag. Other buddy just offered up "I've got one of those in the junk drawer at home." :) Of course the knife seller and our young friend scoffed and all but called him a liar. His response was "OK, don't believe me."

So we finished walking the show and drove the 100 miles home. First buddy says "hey Roger, come to the basement and look at this." I knew what was coming, and had learned long ago not to question the knives he had. It was one of those walk in basements/garages. So in we go, and over to the rollaround tool box. In one fluid motion, he pulls out the bottom drawer and flips it upside down on the floor. It was like shining daylight on a bunch of rats. Stuff scattering every direction. Old greasy bolts, broken sockets, brackets off old motors, a couple of forelorn air tools, and just general junk. All with a grease and slime layer generous enough you could shovel it.

So my buddy picks up a likely stirring stick and starts pushing stuff around. Soon he spies the aluminum piece he was seeking and hauls it out. A little worse for wear, but a dead ringer to the one we'd seen earlier on the gun show table! :) My buddies only comment: "Guess I'll have to clean it up and find a new gasket scraper." Then he shoveled all the other **** back in the drawer and put it back in the bottom box.

What made it so interesting for me was 2 months ago at the July OGCA show, I bought one with a 9" blade, exactly the same. I paid $300 for it and thought I got a bargain! :(

We had a vendor at our small, out of the way gun shows. He was kind of a character. I doubt if he took regular baths or showers. It was pretty obvious he didn't bother with washing his clothes. He even wore a top hat, moth holes and all. His guns weren't kept any better.

It was educational for me, because I was so meticulous about putting each revolver in its own gun rug, then carefully packing them into soft sided bags for transport. This old guy used milk crates. They came with handles, and if he filled it with nasty old guns, up to the 2/3rds point, he could still pick them up and stack them. I never saw him pack up, but I imagined him taking an arm and just clearing the table with a single swipe onto the plastic cases. His wares were all nicked and dinged up. He actually had some S&Ws, but they were old rotten victory models, back then overpriced at $125 or so.

Different folks don't all have the same idea's about proper care for their toys. Its why some of us own pristine collections, untarnished or rusted. Then others have beat up old tools, barely serviceable. The sad part being we collectors spend as much time looking at the junk as we do at the safe queens.
 
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"He was kind of a character. I doubt if he took regular baths or showers. It was pretty obvious he didn't bother with washing his clothes. He even wore a top hat, moth holes and all. His guns weren't kept any better."

I remember a guy that looked like that coming to the gunshows in Birmingham.
 
I will have to say that every gun show I have been too since the first one in 1972 I have always seen some very "questionable" characters. And smelly ones too. Some of them women!! We're talkin' bad smelly.
 
"...every gun show I have been to...I have always seen some very "questionable" characters"

I'm pretty sure that we could all start an internet series of photos that would completely overshadow the "WalMartians".

No wonder the non-gun folks shake their heads. All they have to do to form an opinion is drive through the parking lots.

Bob
 
"...every gun show I have been to...I have always seen some very "questionable" characters"

I'm pretty sure that we could all start an internet series of photos that would completely overshadow the "WalMartians".

No wonder the non-gun folks shake their heads. All they have to do to form an opinion is drive through the parking lots.

Bob

Ain't that the truth!

Cheers;
Lefty
 
Reminds me of a story I read years ago in a magazine. It was an old story then, and the writer said he was telling the story on himself.

Writer has a table at a gunshow, when an old fellow walks up with something wrapped in a burlap sack, and asks if the writer knows anyone who buys old guns. The writer says he buys old guns from time to time. Whatcha got?

The old man pulls an original Colt Patterson, in the box, with all the accessories, out of the rag. The writer said he almost swallowed his teeth, but tried to stay cool. Well, it's pretty old, but I might take it off your hands. Whatcha want for it.

The old man, without batting an eye, replied $15,000, not a dime less."

Apparently he knew a little more than the writer thought he might. I don't recall if he bought the gun or not, but I think not.

True story or not, I have no idea. But it probably should be. :D

I think that's a variation of one of Skeeter's stories from "Good Friends, Good Guns, Good Whiskey."

Or the other book...
 
My friend said he used to go to this one gun show, and he always saw this one guy there. The guy would walk up to his empty table carrying one of those old Samsonite plastic suitcases...no table cloth...only raw wood. He would put the suitcase on the table and dump it out onto the table...a pile of guns. He said there was a nickel Pre-27 in there, which he rescued.
 
"I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen..."
- Colonel Kurtz, Apocalypse Now

Sorry Speedgunner - you're showing your youth: "The horror! The horror." The last words of "Mr. Kurtz" in Joseph Conrad's "Heart of Darkness." Much of "Apocalypse Now" (even some of the names are the same) is based on Conrad's novella. Great post nonetheless as are much of Conrad's body of work.

Hoppe's no.10
 
Thanks for the compliment. Actually read the book after seeing the movie (in the theaters) and I researched the quote to be sure before posting, and Kurtz's last words in Conrad's "Heart of Darkness" were "what is your name"...besides, I figured the book was too cerebral for this crowd (this comment will let me know if anyone is paying attention) but I know they all saw the movie...I left the part out about the "snail crawling along the edge of a straight razor"..."never get off the boat"..."Charlie is squattin' in the bush getting stronger"..."Mangoes Man, effin Mangoes"!!

That movie has soooo many great quotes I cannot begin to list them here, lest I get off track from the original post.
 
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