On naming children - are parents insane?

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Reading through this caused me to remember a classic. 'Twas a family named Dick. Daddy dearest named his first born son: Noble J. I never got around to asking what the J. stood for. I will say that the man became CEO of a major corporation and did live up to the name.

Also remember a buddy from college, always referred to as "TA". When asked what it stood for the answer was Theron Alexander _____ the third. We went with "TA".
 
A long time ago I heard that a the Lear family named one of their daughters Chrystal Shanda. Go figure.
 
Geez, I got off easy geting named for the president. Could have been Rutherford B. Hayes!

Dwight
 
I swear on all that's HOLY that I'm not lieing here! In the Buffalo News a few months back in the police and court section Mr. Rogers was arrested. No lie his first name was Mister!
 
There is a real estate agent in my area named Linda Pankake. Don't believe me? Google it. The wife and I were looking for a house and wound up at an open house with Ms. Pankake and a dozen other people. I knew it was going to cost me. I knew I was going to get in trouble. I didn't care. Waiting for the perfect moment I loudly announced "If my name was Linda Pankake I think I would change it. Maybe to Linda Sausage-Biscuit or Linda Grits." There was one guy there who 'bout choked stifling laughter, the rest, mostly women were scornfully silent. It was glorious!
 
I see this all the time and just have to laugh at people's stupidity.

I write the name as the normal spelling should be. If it's wrong, it's their problem.

My daughter is Natalie. Not Natalee, Nataylie, Nataleah, or any other stupid variation.

Yes, I called it stupidity becuase I call a spade a spade.
I'm with you W.E., why would any rational person not call a spade a spade. Names through out history have been misspelled because of the lack of education of the parents.
 
Once went to school with a young lady named Fonda Peters.

Also had a classmate named Harry Dick.

Be safe.
 
Names are an overlooked reflection of popular culture

For a new parent, naming a child is a creative responsibility that isn't as simple as it may seem. Names sometimes come easily to parents, but more often they require thought and calculation. The names that people give their children are usually intended to suit in some way the hopes that their parents have for them. Some parents want a child to stand out in the world and be noticed; others want the child to blend in. In many instances, a given name is intended reflect or embody some familial history or social context.

As emblems of identity, the names we choose for our children and the names our parents chose for us are an overlooked reflection of popular culture. The reasons that parents choose certain names, popular or unpopular, during any given period of time are a poetic function of cultural taste.

Yet it's sometimes a mystery how certain names achieve traction in the popular consciousness. Mothers and fathers often choose names from literature--from the Bible, of course, in particular. My wife and I named our daughter, Dounia, after Raskolnikov's loyal sister in CRIME AND PUNISHMENT. The state of California was named after a character in a Spanish novel. The girl's name "Madison" became quite popular after the movie, "Splash," starring Daryl Hannah and Tom Hanks, was released in 1984. When the mermaid character (Hannah) names herself after a street sign in Manhattan, the Hanks character objects, telling her, "But it's not really a name."

It is now. At one point during the last decade here in the U.S., in fact, Madison was number three, after Emily (1) and Emma (2).

The U.S. Social Security Administration maintains lists of the most popular given names in America, decade by decade. My mother, who was born in 1919, is named Dorothy. In the late 1800s, before the Oz books came out, on the list of the most popular girls' names in America, Dorothy didn't crack the top ten. The perennial number one in those years was Mary. In the decade following 1900, when L. Frank Baum's first Oz book was published, Dorothy rose to number seven; in the next decade, as more and more Oz books found their way into homes and libraries, Dorothy rose to number three. During the 1920s Dorothy was number two, after Mary. During the 1930s it slipped to six.

Today it's another story. The most popular girl's name in the 1990s was Ashley, followed by Jessica, Emily, Sarah, and Samantha. Mary dropped to 41. And Dorothy--after names like Destiny (82), Kiara (179), and Hunter (503)--had fallen all the way to 565.

If you're interested in this subject, check out the Social Security Administration's Popular Baby Names Web site, at:

Popular baby names
 
Long ago our bowling team bowled against another team that had a man named Dick Washer on there team. He changed his name on the score sheet to Richard real quick.
 
Back in the 50's I won the contest for the most common first name, and the most common last name.

And the winner was David Johnson, Every gym,dentist, doctor I have ever been to had more than a couple of DJ's

And every time I have ever had a mortgage, I have to sign an affidavit saying I am not the deadbeat DJ.
 
The absolutely most ridiculous name I have ever seen was posted here not too long ago. The girl would come home from school very upset that the teachers and staff were not pronouncing her name correctly. The girls name was spelt Le-a. They kept calling her Lea (pronounced Lee-a or Lay-a. Her mom called the school irate and told the school authorities, and I quote,"Her name is LEDASHA! The dash don't be silent!"

I kid you not.

WG840

Poor kid. Trouble is, the punctuation mark the mom is referring to isn't a dash. It's a hyphen.

They have opposite purposes. A dash separates, while a hyphen joins. Typographically, a dash is two hyphens with no space on either side.

So the kid's name must be Lehyfunna.
 
At work we spell names out on the radio using the phonetic alphabet, unless the spelling is obvious. Then we just say "John, common spelling." One slow night one of the guys runs "First of Shaniqua, common".
Huge pause ...
Dispatcher comes back "I don't have a common for Shaniqua."
Entire county gets a good chuckle.
 
In the 60's I worked with Thomas Richard Harrington. He liked to explain he was slightly higher class than the average Tom, Dick, or Harry.

Not a person, but amusing name anyway; the town of Chicken, Alaska was quite a boom town during the great Alaska gold rush. It is on the 40 Mile River, a tributary of the bigger Yukon River.

When the founders started looking for a name for their budding settlement, Ptarmigan was chosen, but when no one could spell it, they went with "Chicken".

Jim
 
Glad that cajunlawyer resurrected this thread -I hadn't rejoined the forum when it was going full steam before. Got some good laughs this morning.

Here are my contributions(the ones I can think of right now):

There was a family in my school district when I was a youngster by the name of Mull. They named a daughter. . .(drum roll). . .Anna.

There is a building contractor in my area named Mark Hanna. He married a woman with the first name. . .(drum roll). . .Lana.

And my favorite:
Remember seeing an obituary some years ago for a woman whose first name was Iletta. Her last name? . . .(drum roll). . .Gasser.

Andy
 
Vaginitis Jones

Knew a guy in Somerville, NJ whose name was Joseph Joseph. I guess his parents couldn't come up with ANY OTHER first name??
 
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