On naming children - are parents insane?

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In Catch-22, Curt Vonnegut's classic, there is an army officer whose is Major Major Major. The character was Major Major by birth, his parents having a sense of humor, but after he enlists the Army eventually gave up, and promoted him to major to avoid annoying real majors when the junior officers wanted to cuss him out. If I recall correctly, there is also a guy in there whose first two names are "Bonely Nonely" 'cause his birth certificate is "B. (only) N. (only) Smith," or some surname like that.

It's also funny when in a foreign language a name means something unexpected. I have Japanese friend who was stationed in Ryadh. When he first got there he noticed that everyone would snicker when he introduced himself. He was puzzled, but later learned that his surname, in Arabic, referred to female private parts.... Don't think he changed what he called himself, so I guess he just got used to it.
 
DON'T Make Fun

To the very first post.DON'T make fun of peoples names.Your not worth it.I deleted what I really thought of you.
 
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To the very first post.DON'T make fun of peoples names.Your not worth it.I deleted what I really thought of you.

Which very first post? The one at the beginning of this thread, which is actually the middle part of a very old thread, which was only partially resurrected, the context of which has long been lost?
 
Sorry, but it's been a FUN thread and we ARE worth it.

Right. Anyway, it's not as if anyone here is making fun, exactly. Did we name these people? The fun was made when the kids got their unfortunate names. We're just making note of them--more in amusement than ridicule.
 
Almost forgot (until reminded) - I had a great-uncle with first and middle names "General Grant". His daddy was a CW vet.

He went by "Grant".
 
My mother-in-law is a Kindergarten teacher and a few years ago, she got a new student in class who had a rather unorthodox name. Being a teacher who specializes in early childhood development, my MIL decided to give the girl a suitable nick-name by shortening the unorthodox name to Mary.

The mother called the principal and complained, and a meeting was scheduled. My MIL explained the potential difficulties and psychological harm which could come to the little girl from classmates, especially once they became old enough to figure out what her name really meant (which would only be in a year or three in our society today, unfortunately).

There was actually a bit of a hullabaloo over the whole situation, and the mother would hear nothing of changing or shortening the name, as she wanted her daughter called exactly what she is named. During this conversation, obviously after it got a little heated, my MIL asked the woman: "Where and WHY would you name a child this way?"

The woman said: "When I was in the delivery room, I couldn't figure out a name, and the nurse there suggested I name her after my two favorite things."

The name?


















Marijuana Pepsi
 
Actual fact:

A local couple with the last name of Baum had a son back in the late 60s or early 70s and named him Adam.

Noah
 
Going back to the OP, I was watching a NASCAR race a few years ago.

The announcer said - "Kyle Petty is in the pits after his bout with Dick Trickle". I imagine he would be.
 
Went to grade school with a guy whose last name was Jay, his parents had saddled him with a first name of Jay and a middle initial of J. (no middle name). So he was Jay Jay Jay. We called him Jay Cubed.

Went to Navy Boot camp with a guy whose last name was Seaman. His rank was Seaman Recruit, so we all got a kick out of yelling for Seaman Recruit Seaman; Don't say it twice, don't say it twice !

Sometimes names work out okay, I dated a girl in England whose name was Heather Green. Always liked that name, but then she married some guy and became Heather Punjabbar or some such.

Dan R
 
Another funny thing that happened to me the other day.

Know a guy whose name is Jay Byrd. The other day I stopped by his house, and he had just hopped out of the shower and was naked (except for a towel of course).

Now I know where the expression came from...
 
to reply to the original question, yes they are, without a doubt.
 
Read every one, some funny, many pathetic, and some absolutely cruel/crude. Are parents insane, not quite so simple, some seem downright mean and un-feeling, and some simply Ah-so-lays(You had to read them all)!

Got beat to Richard Head, knew one who worked at a local bank years ago. Then there was this "Dick" Head:

"Richard Head (born ca. 1637 in Ireland, died before June 1686 at sea near the Isle of Wight) was an author, playwright and bookseller. He became famous with his satirical novel The English Rogue (1665) – one of the earliest novels in English that found a continental translation." So there have been at least three of them.

And coincidences. While I was in the Army is was the practice to paint the name of the driver assigned to a vehicle on the windshield. Had a friend named Jim Driver, so his vehicle's windshield read Driver: Driver
 
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My wife worked in Omaha at an "inter-city" an elementary school...

The saddest (and I might add most sadistic) "naming"....

The single mother named her little boy "Dwancha"

I am not certain of the spelling...but that's the name...some people should be born sterile.

Bob
 
Dick Trickle is a very good friend of mine.We have banged fenders together for many years.One year he put me over the wall at Palm Beach,and he was the first one to stop and make sure I was OK.Most of our racing together was in the USAR Hooters Pro Series.But then it looks most you wannabes can sit behind a computer screen and make fun of other people instead of getting out there and living life on the edge.Next month Volusia Speedway the start of the racing season I'll be there with my car,will you,or will you still be sitting behind your little computer screen pretending or dreaming to be someone your not.
Wow... I stand in awe of you. Thanks for gracing the board with your presence.
 
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