ONLY HOW MANY?

[Golddollar]

I belong to a pistol club in Maryland which isn't too far from me even though I live in PA. During the warmer months the club has a .22 bullseye match on Wednesday nights. The match is run by a lady who just came back from Camp Perry. She told me that she didn't get a chance to stop in at a gun shop in northern Ohio that my brother and I patronize a lot. She said that anyway she would have a problem buying any more pistols in Maryland because she hadn't taken the required Handgun Qualification Course. She then said, "I already have 20 pistols." In perfect unison, the whole line of shooter asked,"ONLY 20?"

That was absolutely priceless!

 

[Ivan the Butcher]

I can see I won't be moving to Maryland!

Ivan

 

[robvious]

there are lots of places that I do not want to go...
and they don't want me anyway...lol so it works out just fine...

 

[HOUSTON RICK]

Maybe she meant 20 22LR pistols?

 

[Rustyt1953]

She's got me beat.

 

[LVSteve]

She's got me beat.

I haven't counted lately, and you never know what's going on in the back of the safe...

 

[scotthickoryky]

counting all my pistols i have about 25,,,, many are safe queens,,, have several range guns and have 3 carry guns

 

[Muley Gil]

Back before my boating accident, I was on my way towards that number.

 

[Rustyt1953]

Back by popular demand:

 

[ameridaddy]

I haven't counted lately, and you never know what's going on in the back of the safe...

With a little luck, those mysterious pistols in the back will be like wire coat hangers in a closed closet; put in 2, shut the door and in 6 months - voila - there are 87 hangers. That's how you explain all those guns to your wife, right?

 

[Golddollar]

I haven't counted lately, and you never know what's going on in the back of the safe...

I don't have just the pistols multiplying, the safes have too!

 

[cherrypointmarine]

My wife opened up my safe to get something and she asked " How come every time I open this safe there's more guns ? " Thinking fast I told her I've been cleaning them and just don't have them back where they belong .
She's got some LS's so she can't complain . Last count 57 plus the M457s I have coming . No such thing as too many S&Ws .