JOERM
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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed
reading when the wife looks over at him
and asks the question..........
"What would you do if I died?
Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being
married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you
remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married
again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND:
(makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our
house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE:
"Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND:
"Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my
car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to
do"
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm
sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her
golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good
times."
WIFE: "Would you let her use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "sh*#@!."
reading when the wife looks over at him
and asks the question..........
"What would you do if I died?
Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being
married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you
remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married
again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND:
(makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our
house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE:
"Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND:
"Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my
car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to
do"
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm
sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her
golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good
times."
WIFE: "Would you let her use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "sh*#@!."