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[fat tom]

I've got a couple,but I can't wait to hear yours.



f.t.

 

[moe smith]

Suspected of shoplifting, store security was quick to put a tail on the subject.

 

[BigBoy99]

Barney in Drag!

 

[moe smith]

Undeterred, Mildred continued to roam the aisles in search of a typewriter.

 

[fiasconva]

This is not a good example of concealed carry!

 

[Grayfox]

Does this make my butt look big?

 

[bgrone]

Caption

Mildred had an uncanny feeling she was being tailed.




Jim in Iowa

 

[gaucho1]

TAIL................IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER...............

 

[shouldazagged]

Excuse me, sir, do you have anyone who does alterations?

(I had a much cruder and funnier one, but I just recently got off the bad boy list.)

 

[moe smith]

We have a Code Pink in aisle 13.

 

[kozmic]

...and then I told the clerk I needed a purple pail

 

[LVSteve]

The Zargons soon found that the children's TV they had intercepted did not provide a good model for disguises while visiting Earth.

 

[A10]

Mildred regretted having that extra burrito for lunch......

 

[kozmic]

We have come to your planet to observe normal Earthlings at that place you call "Walmart".

 

[Mr Pokeyman]

Excuse me Miss. Where is the pet food? Do you carry reptile food in the jumbo bags?

 

[Alpo]

NOT the Mama

 

[red14]

And that's why I stopped binging on Koolaid and cheese.

 

[kozmic]

I think I need a conditioner because some days it's unruly and some days it lays flat!

 

[tacreload]

Now where is that damned Jurassic Aisle I was just in it last week.Maybe I'm in the wrong Wal-Mart.

 

[snubbyfan]

Back in my day "gettin' a little tail" had a whole different meaning.

 

[kamloops67]

"which aisle has the preparation H ? "

 

[timn8er]

"Maybe I should have worn a maxi skirt!"

"I wonder if this is the store that was having the problems with pink boa constrictors?"

 

[Bekeart]

Of course you realize that Wal-Mart is a retail store ...

 

[joeintexas]

Up here, my eyes are up here! Don't think I don't know what you're looking at!

 

[Autococker07]

RAWR!!!!!!!

 

[snubbyfan]

Walmartians!

 

[lrb1200]

Bubba, grab a net out of isle 8, it doesn't see us yet.

 

[Jinglebob]

You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, Walmart!

 

[blujax01]

Well I'll be - I never in a thousand years would have thought that WalMart would be the place to go to find some tail!

 

[Biginge]

"I wish you liked me for my mind and not just my body."