Ploink. ouch! Update

[Ivan the Butcher]

My wife was cutting my hair the other night. A Haw, she says and ploinks an eyebrow out, Ouch! It was 2 1/2" long! She the pulls out some more ploink ploink, ouch ouch. Cut it out! She then frowns and agrees. When she finishes cutting my hair she grabs a few more and runs out of the kitchen.

Life is rough with a wife that has a twisted sense of humor.

Ivan

Update, aside from all the laughter at my expense, I took the Wahl Trimmers to my eyebrows today! I was surprised at the pile of grey hair lying in the sink. I checked before I started, there were no more 2 1/2 inch brow hairs, but I did find three 1 3/4 inch!. I guess this is one of the symptoms of MAN-opause!

Be well,

Ivan

 

[Johnny Diamond]

Yo really don't believe You found the only one do you? Their all girls! And all act the same, and we live with it!

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[Rustyt1953]

I have a pair of curved surgical scissors for eyebrows, ears and nostrils.

A while back I glanced into a mirror and saw a stray nose hair. Not having scissors with me at the time I grabbed it and plucked it out. My knees buckled and my eyes watered. In that instant I remembered why you don't do that.

 

[Rudi]

That's what happens when you get old. Hair grows everywhere you don't want it.

 

[Johnny Diamond]

And not where you do want.

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[Old 44 Guy]

My barber does my ear hair, I do my own nose hair. I can see them, thes ame with my beard.

 

[swsig]

It's bad enough to be browbeaten, but to be browploinked, that's going too far.

 

[ZGrand]

If your eyebrows are 2-1/2" long, you're lucky she didn't fire up the lawn mower!

 

[Mule Packer]

2½ inches long??!! Dang, Ivan! Those are some long eyebrows!

 

[Onomea]

I have a pair of curved surgical scissors for eyebrows, ears and nostrils.

A while back I glanced into a mirror and saw a stray nose hair. Not having scissors with me at the time I grabbed it and plucked it out. My knees buckled and my eyes watered. In that instant I remembered why you don't do that.

We had a member who used to use his Leatherman for that purpose.

 

[old bear]

We had a member who used to use his Leatherman for that purpose.
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So? I still keep a pair of needle-noose pliers in my bathroom for nose hair removal. As Rusty posted it will get your attention, but it is the longest lasting way of hair removal

 

[CH4]

My wife was cutting my hair the other night. A Haw, she says and ploinks an eyebrow out, Ouch! It was 2 1/2" long! She the pulls out some more ploink ploink, ouch ouch. Cut it out! She then frowns and agrees. When she finishes cutting my hair she grabs a few more and runs out of the kitchen.

Life is rough with a wife that has a twisted sense of humor.

Ivan

The aptly named, Mrs. Ivan the Butcher?

Good for her, you sound like a walking fire hazard.

 

[fiasconva]

You know you're getting old when you schedule your trip to the barber based on the length of your eyebrow hair rather than length of the hair on your head IF there's any.