I can only hope this type of response is the post child of how not to respond. I have been associated with so called Swat Teams on multiple occasions - some times that type of response is called for - most times it's over reaction. On one occasion we got called out for a "barricaded gunman" at an apartment complex. It took an hour + to set up. The Operations Commander - who looked like a ninja ran across the grass area for 500 feet - zig-zaging with a gas mask banging on his leg - did a forward roll when he got to the building - stood up and tried to open the exterior door to access stairs to the second floor of the apartment building - it was locked. He disappeared around the corner and no one saw him for quite a while. Mean time - the on duty Police Lieutenant interviewed the girl who had been in the apartment "conducting business". The guy wouldn't pay her. She grabbed his wallet and he grabbed a revolver - no shots fired, he just brandished the revolver to get his wallet back. Lieutenant takes the wallet from the girl. We obtain the phone number of the "barricaed gunman" - and call him. He's asleep - answers the phone - we tell him to come out. The Police Lieutenant looks around and sez "JEEZ" walks up the apartment - the perp is on his knees outside the apartment. Regular on duty P.O.'s take him into custody, for brandishing a firearm, pat him down and and put his wallet back in his pocket, put him in a scout car and leave. Meantime, Barney Fife is in the bushes on the side of the building with his band of ninjas. I think they were embarrased to come out. The citizens are standing on the sidewalk on the other side of the street in robes drinking coffee and pointing. Then a helpful citizen points out to me the Swat trucks back doors are open and people are looking in and it looks like the gun rack is unlocked. I secured the gun rack, closed the doors, took the keys out of the ignition and gave them to Barney. I also told the Chief I just cannot be associated with Barney and his band of merry men so please do not order me out to these circuses because, well it's embarrasing to the average cop on the street and worse it's unsafe not to mention the liability. This guy shouldn't have a BB gun leave alone an MP-5. Within a month Barney was gone and his band of merry men were reevaluated and proper well trained people were put in place.And the policy for call out of the SWAT team was revised. I laugh now - but I didn't then. You just can't make this stuff up.
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