Post Counts- The Novella - POST COUNTS -

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Actually, I withheld the truth from you to keep from causing widespread panic.

A ripple in The Force caused the post count displacement.

They are now located in an area controlled by the Dark side.

I am mounting an expedition to reclaim them.
Oil up your light sabers, and meet me on the launch deck.

Lee-I AM YOUR FATHER

 

[Joni_Lynn]

Oh please.............I was expected, I am your mother!

 

[red14]

Lee-I AM YOUR FATHER

I don't care who you are , that's funny right there!

 

[Toyman]

The quote from Caj is not only funny it is scarry !!

 

[29aholic]

I guess it doesnt bother me that people dont know I am rather long winded and (I dare say) promiscuous.

OK Keith44spl...you'll get your letter when I hit 2000 again

 

[bmhiii]

pro⋅mis⋅cu⋅ous
  /prəˈmɪskyuəs/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [pruh-mis-kyoo-uhs] Show IPA
Use promiscuous in a Sentence
–adjective
1. characterized by or involving indiscriminate mingling or association, esp. having sexual relations with a number of partners on a casual basis.
2. consisting of parts, elements, or individuals of different kinds brought together without order.
3. indiscriminate; without discrimination.
4. casual; irregular; haphazard.

Which one, Curtis?

 

[red14]

4. casual; irregular; haphazard.

 

[Cocked & Locked]

Post Count loss is not a problem! 4000+ in 6.5 years was embarrassing anyways. Now my 200+ gives me the perception of being much more practical and less of a "too much info" kinda person.

while I'm at it, here's a pic of one of my posts.

 

[kenpofan]

Lee.

I get to start over... ain't nothing wrong with that !

 

[handejector]

Lee-I AM YOUR FATHER

Dear Daddy,
It's a bit rough lately. The baby is sick and needs medicine, the wife needs to see the dentist, and the truck broke down, so I have trouble getting to work. It has also been real muddy on the job, so my work boots fell apart.
I hate to ask, but could you send a few bucks to get us over the hump? You know I'll pay you back asap. $2000 ought to do it, but if you can't spare that, we can get by with $1975.
Thanks, Dad. I knew we could count on you. Please send it via Priority mail- gettin' a little desperate here.
Your son,
Lee

 

[rburg]

while I'm at it, here's a pic of one of my posts.

A pic of a fence post?

 

[Jetstream]

At least I didn't get bumped back to being a "Junior Member"...close, but no cigar!

 

[Cocked & Locked]

A pic of a fence post?

Yes, thats one I didn't loose

 

[wheelgun1958]

I bet when you get out of the hospital you won't try that again. Larry

Hey, at least he didn't say 'beat the dog!'

 

[ingmansinc]

Dear Daddy,
It's a bit rough lately. The baby is sick and needs medicine, the wife needs to see the dentist, and the truck broke down, so I have trouble getting to work. It has also been real muddy on the job, so my work boots fell apart.
I hate to ask, but could you send a few bucks to get us over the hump? You know I'll pay you back asap. $2000 ought to do it, but if you can't spare that, we can get by with $1975.
Thanks, Dad. I knew we could count on you. Please send it via Priority mail- gettin' a little desperate here.
Your son,
Lee

Lee, if Cajun is your father, judging from your picture in the upper left corner, I would have to say that he was monkeying around a bit.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Dear Daddy,
It's a bit rough lately. The baby is sick and needs medicine, the wife needs to see the dentist, and the truck broke down, so I have trouble getting to work. It has also been real muddy on the job, so my work boots fell apart.
I hate to ask, but could you send a few bucks to get us over the hump? You know I'll pay you back asap. $2000 ought to do it, but if you can't spare that, we can get by with $1975.
Thanks, Dad. I knew we could count on you. Please send it via Priority mail- gettin' a little desperate here.
Your son,
Lee

Guess it's about time for you to learn another one of those little life lessons that build character.

PS If this ain't thread drift than I don't know what is!!!!!!!!!!

 

[M29since14]

pro⋅mis⋅cu⋅ous
  /prəˈmɪskyuəs/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [pruh-mis-kyoo-uhs] Show IPA
Use promiscuous in a Sentence
–adjective
1. characterized by or involving indiscriminate mingling or association, esp. having sexual relations with a number of partners on a casual basis.
2. consisting of parts, elements, or individuals of different kinds brought together without order.
3. indiscriminate; without discrimination.
4. casual; irregular; haphazard.
Which one, Curtis?

Very good.

I was going to vote for number 4 too - until I thought of the picture of Curtis' beloved 29-3 which he bandies around here, and now I think I will change my mind to number 3.

Happy Birthday, Curtis.

 

[handejector]

Guess it's about time for you to learn another one of those little life lessons that build character.

PS If this ain't thread drift than I don't know what is!!!!!!!!!!

Mean daddy.
I wouldn't expect a big Christmas card.

 

[Joni_Lynn]

I guess this means someone is making a list, checking it twice.

 

[kennyb]

my my my......one of THOSE threads..heeeee