PSA: Body stink

Years ago a oakie had a old good looking ford pickup at work. I asked him about it and he told me he inherited it from his dad. He said his father was missing for about 3 or 4 days. Finaly he was found. He had a heart attack and had run off a country road in oklahoma and through some thick brush that had sprung back. He said the truck wasnt hurt.
He must have read my questioning look and explained farther.
Aw, it aint bad. Maybe in winter when I turn the heater on ya can smell a little somethun, but it aint too bad!
 
Frankly he "acted" serious as a heart attack when he told me the story! However just knowing these type guys and with another 40 years of life experiance, I would bet he was haveing fun putting me on!
 
This is the Axe Body Spray generation. No need to clean off the bacteria and grime, just cover it up with something more potent and pungent.

Actually, the Egyptians came up with that first.
They (both men and women) would put a large amount of beeswax on top of their head, and the beeswax was filled with herbs/spices and other sundry noxious stuff. As the day got warm, the wax would melt and run down their head/hair and release the scent. I can just imagine the mess!!!

It just goes to show that we're not the first generation to go through this.

I don't even want to mention some Roman ways of "cleaning up," as it'd make me lose my lunch.
 
I heard the romans had public bath rooms. Toilet paper wasnt invented yet so they had community sponges and probley vessels of water. How would you like to be a maintance man back then?
 
I've had enough of this thread. It's like kindergarten toilet humor. I suggest body odor rank #2 after political threads as objectionable.

Now lets all light up a fart.
 
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Stink you say?, its obvious you folks dont own English Bulldogs. I have 2, if the snoring wont kill you, the uh scent from behind will. Gives a whole new meaning to " magnum loads ", 26
 
I used to work with a woman who used to wear so much perfume it would gag you. I would come home and my girlfriend at the time thought I was with someone else because all my clothes stunk of it. It got to the point where my girlfriend came to work to see the women because she wasn't believing me. One day the woman didn't come to work and quit her job over the phone and come to find out she was arrested for drug use. All I could think was the perfume was trying to cover up something.
 

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