Really getting tired of other people's entitlement attitudes.

[biku324]

Q. "Can I borrow your tractor?"
A. "No."
Q. "Why not? You're not using it."
A. "Because it's mine."
Q. "Well, aren't you special? Don't ask to use anything of mine."
A. "Yes. And I've never asked to borrow anything of yours."

 

[Jim Watson]

A friend was annoyed by people trying to buy his car, which was a popular model to dress up in a certain style. He later said he wished he had sold to one of them.

 

[Crazywader]

What about sharks? Can you put some sharks in there too? I would.

A dragon would probably work...or a pile of skeletons near the sidewalk they have to transit.

 

[kimporter]

Years ago I was appointed executor of my uncle's estate and I was overwhelmed with people wanting to buy his property,he owned one of the most beautiful properties in the county,right by a large creek.anyway one person who wanted it was a local real estate agent/auctioneer,the phone calls started once a week,then twice a week,I kept telling him no and he kept calling.one day he called me at work,big mistake,I told him if he called again I'd kick his a## so far up his back he'd s##t out his mouth,never heard from him again

 

[MelvinWalker]

Had a 68 Camaro in my yard for years as I saved to fix it up
I had so many door knockers that I got a 4x8 sheet of plywood and spray painted " not for sale" on it and leaned it against the car
Got some good laughs out of it and it seemed to work , although I did eventually sell the car

So I guess it was for sale after all?

 

[DWalt]

I see the OP is in Portland, Or.

IIRC the unofficial (maybe official?) motto of that particular city is...

KEEP PORTLAND WEIRD!

'nuff said

True. Half the people in Portland are Wesens.