Recognize any of these types of forum posters?

[Jeb Stonewall]

+1 GREAT POST
Almost missed it ,
Becaz saturdays are my day to polish my olimpic gold medles for wate liftng and my congreshanl medl of honr medle.
And my menza certifcat, not to mention all my spelln bee awrds.
I hate all the faks on the intrnet

 

[Jellybean]

I took the unofficial IQ test at the Mensa website, they said I was a candidate. I didn't pursue it though because I hate talking to stupid people.

The original article didn't happen to mention where the "sluts" hang out did it? The wife wants to know.

 

[Bandersnatch]

Originally posted by Jellybean:


The original article didn't happen to mention where the "sluts" hang out did it? The wife wants to know.

Yeah, sure, the "wife" wants to know....

I'm a "droll" BTW....I admit it, I'm clever but dont have any staying power.

some people say I'm too quick to finish but I like to think of myself as efficient.

 

[ingmansinc]

Originally posted by NCTexan:
I will not put up with some of the stupid responses to my post. In fact, somebody here is about to get their head handed to them by me.

Just yesterday, I bitch slapped someone in the mall for making similar comments. That's because I'm six foot five and 275 pounds of pure man muscle and don't put up with any crap from anyone.

BTW, this "NCTexan" screen name is only a temp.... My actual screen name "KillerManMountain" is being released back to me by the World Cage Fighting Federation very soon.

Gene is that you? I thought you were in Asheville.

 

[7.62foryou]

Hey! I resemble that remark! OOOPS I think I just labeled myself!

 

[Doc Nonverbal]

Very funny - and true! I suspect there is often a difference between the way we see ourselves and the way the world sees us, but isn't this the same in real life?

This is enhanced by the fact that I manage to suck in my gut every time I pass by a mirror.

 

[glypnir]

Well, I think of myself as the Mystery Genius, but some may see me as the Lecturer.

It's a good article, I liked it.

 

[ChinaSeaSailor]

now you caught me - all I can say is:

 

[red14]

Droll-Defender-Kumbaya, that's me. Plus part of 2-3 others.

 

[BLACKHAWKNJ]

Regarding the Perv-rather foolish to say such things on the Internet where it can be so quickly traced-cf the idiots who send a threatening e-mail to the White House and 3 hours later the FBI is there to arrest them.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Originally posted by NCTexan:

but in reality I'm a drop-dead gorgeous 17 year-old girl

OK... now that that's out. Anybody here gonna confess to having unexplained attractions to oldfella? Huh?

I knew there was a reason I always liked Pete

 

[scoutsdad]

The missing poster is "Been there done that". I fall into that category.

I once had a ................

 

[Wayne02]

Originally posted by NCTexan:
The Lecturer - This is the buzzkill pedant who feels the need, even in a casual, light comments section to post a 1,000 word exegesis on what everyone should be talking about. Hey, thanks pal!

The Unacknowledged Expert - A version of the Lecturer, this is the undoubtedly insufficiently credentialed poster who feels the need to systematically point out how stupid everyone else is in order to prove how brilliant they are. I always picture these guys as the frustrated adult result of smart kids who didn't listen to their high school guidance counselors.

LOL! The High Road Forum......

 

[feralmerril]

I definetly am the parser. I jist cant stand it when I sea you fellars spell wroung! Klean up yer act!

 

[29aholic]

Ok Ok...I'm a slut.....geesh