RYZE mushroom coffee

[Retired W4]

I'm sure your nephew is a good person selling healthy and safe goods, but I'm sorry, there's no way I'm drinking mushroom tea provided by someone named Brother Bear. That scenario sounds like the start of a Hunter S. Thompson story.

Just checked his web site. No mushroom tea...or coffee. His motto is Kindness in every cup. No fear and loathing.

 

[ACORN]

Looks like I picked the wrong time to quit sniffing glue.

 

[Golddollar]

My CB handle was "Mushroom Man," because I was always kept in the dark.

 

[soFlaNative]

This thread is full of "fun guys".
By the way, know why toadstools grow in circles?
Because there isn't mush room.

 

[03hemi]

Why?
Fake coffee, why?
Fake meat, why?
Fake cheese, why?
Fake people, why?

 

[oldbrownhat]

I would not be averse to trying it as edible mushrooms are one of my weaknesses....

 

[Retired W4]

Story not about coffee

Many years ago, while living in Enterprise, AL I knew a cattle farmer who let me fish his 5 stock ponds. Cow pies everywhere in LA (lower Alabama). One day several teenagers got on his land and picked what they thought were psilocybin mushrooms. They apparently misidentified their shrooms and ended up in the hospital, violently ill. No utube back then to tell them the good ones turned blue when you bruise the stems. Live and learn...or die young.

BTW, those ponds were full of huge bass and channel cat. Yummm!

 

[ACORN]

I had a distant relative that picked mushrooms her whole life. One time she messed up and got some bad ones. No one in her family ate any but her. She was in the hospital for a long time. Organ shut down but eventually she recovered. Same woman was meeting with a married man and his wife found out. The wife confronted them and shot her in the belly. She reached into her belly with her fingers and pulled out the bullet. Tough chick!

 

[lihpster]

Reminded of a quote I saw once.
All fungi are edible. Some are only edible once.

 

[oldbrownhat]

Reminded of a quote I saw once.
All fungi are edible. Some are only edible once.

Like in my post #26 above?

 

[oldbrownhat]

... Same woman was meeting with a married man and his wife found out. The wife confronted them and shot her in the belly. She reached into her belly with her fingers and pulled out the bullet. Tough chick!

Must have shot her with one of those little "belly guns."

 

[lihpster]

Like in my post #26 above?

Yep. That was it. For some reason I thought it was on another site. Was wondering why I couldn't find it again.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

One of my rules for a long and happy life is never eat anything growing out of a pile of cow ****.

 

[Imissedagain]

Sounds like a beverage from Tim Leary's Coffee Shop of Dreams.