I have to admit that I am a reformed collector of the worst type. I have an oddball collection that became somewhat of an obsession and when I found all of them I could, I put them in a box away from moisture and light.
There was a pretty popular movie Caddyshack. Rodney Dangerfield plays an insufferable nouveau-rich loudmouth who buys everything in sight. In one scene, he walks into the pro shop and says: "Ooh, I'll take 6 of those, four of those and a pack of them naked lady golf tees."
My "collectable"? Naked Lady Golf Tees!

I spent years collecting examples in every shape and size, from the novelty stores, golf shops, antique stores, flea markets, Ebay, you name it.
I can proclaim without fear of contradiction that I have the most complete collection of naked lady golf tees on the planet.
And thus I ask "And now what?"