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[steelslaver]

High impenitence air gap-- Forgot to plug it in

Thermally reconfigured-- It melted

Kinetic disassembly--blew it up

Organically grounded-- It will shock you

Percussive damage--it got hit hard

 

[twodog max]

LOL been there done those

 

[lihpster]

Ballistically remodeled- I put a bullet in it.

 

[ACORN]

Spontaneously disassembled-fell apart

 

[bigwheelzip]

Quantitative easing = increase

Sent from my motorola one 5G using Tapatalk

 

[Chuck24]

That exceeds the parameters of my skill set. Don’t know how to do it

 

[ACORN]

Follicularly challenged-bald
Free lance pharmacist-drug dealer

 

[pharmer]

"Synergy meeting"= sitting around on company time explaining how you are a better employee than everyone else. Joe

 

[LVSteve]

High impenitence air gap-- Forgot to plug it in

I think that should read "High impedance air gap". Somebody's autocorrect got ahead of itself

 

[LVSteve]

Error between keyboard and seat : Person cannot use a computer.

 

[LVSteve]

"Synergy meeting"= sitting around on company time explaining how you are a better employee than everyone else. Joe

I thought it meant "Donut fest".

 

[pharmer]

I thought it meant "Donut fest".

That'll go over well on the company email blast. Joe

 

[steelslaver]

"Synergy meeting"= sitting around on company time explaining how you are a better employee than everyone else. Joe

We called those meetings "Dog and pony shows"

 

[steelslaver]

"Synergy meeting"= sitting around on company time explaining how you are a better employee than everyone else. Joe

We called those meetings "Dog and pony shows"

Vertically challenged--short people

Horizontally challenged-- fat people

Processor malfunction--didn't think

 

[pasound]

As impenitence means stubborness, it works as well as impedance.

 

[yaktamer]

Favorite from my basic training days: Operator Headspace.

 

[yaktamer]

Seen on midememanor citations in the spaces for address and occupation, respectively:

Residentially-challenged

Outdoorsman

 

[Doug M.]

I have used the phrase "disingenuous parsing of the record" in an appeal. I plan to use something to the effect of "an acute deficit of reading comprehension" in the one I am doing now.

 

[Doug M.]

To not contaminate my response above: I have once in a while used the phrase "low functioning adherent of Oedipus".

 

[steelslaver]

self limiting output--Lazy

 

[swsig]

When your company starts to use these terms, it's time to get your resume' in order:
Merger = Takeover = Firing
Downsizing = Firing
Rightsizing = Firing
Reorganizing = Firing
Restructuring = Firing
ITL (Invited to Leave) Package = Firing
Outplacement = Firing
Off-boarding = Firing

 

[snubbyfan]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTB89I9psyI[/ame]

 

[Doug M.]

One's complement of a celibate intellectual.

 

[Rustyt1953]

[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yqyixwqiCag[/ame]

 

[Golddollar]

When your company starts to use these terms, it's time to get your resume' in order:
Merger = Takeover = Firing
Downsizing = Firing
Rightsizing = Firing
Reorganizing = Firing
Restructuring = Firing
ITL (Invited to Leave) Package = Firing
Outplacement = Firing
Off-boarding = Firing

Tell me about it! I always seemed to get the short end of the stick.

 

[Bekeart]

PICNIC - Computer Related

PICNIC = Problem In Chair Not In Computer

 

[Bekeart]

I D Ten T error - multipe use possible

I D Ten T error

retype as: I D 10 T

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucto-eAmTVs[/ame]

 

[Krogen]

I D Ten T error

retype as: I D 10 T

And then there's the 710 cap. Where IS the OIL cap anyway???

 

[Krogen]

Now and then, I have a "synaptic misfire." Also known as a brain fart.