Sensation of the day-an old Cowboy goes into a bar.

[the ringo kid]

As the say in German: Sensation des tages.

An old blind Cowboy wonders into an all girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there awhile, he yells to the waiter: "Hey you, wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls quiet. In a very deep husky voice, the woman next to him says: "Before you tell that joke Cowboy, I think it is only fair--given your blind--that you should know five things.

The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde woman.
Im six foot tall and one seventy five pound blonde girl with a blackbelt in Karate.
The woman next to me is a blonde,and a professional weightlifter.
The lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously Cowboy, Do you still want to tell that joke?"

The blind Cowboy thinks for a second,shakes his head and mutters: "No....im not if i'm gonna have to explain it five times."

I heard this was an old one but--never heard it myself.

 

[Leatherman-Cowboy]

That was a good one.

Thank you,

 

[the ringo kid]

Aimin to please.Wish I could get away with posting Post Turtle though.

 

[Calaveras Slim]

Aimin to please.Wish I could get away with posting Post Turtle though.

Not knowing what post turtle is but does anyone have any good "bad mouth Johnny" jokes?

 

[walkin jack]

Yessir. An oldie but a goodie.

 

[TucsonMTB]

Thank you for reminding me of that gem, sir!

My wife is a brunet. I think I can get away with telling that one.

 

[Salty RI]

Thank you for reminding me of that gem, sir!

My wife is a brunet. I think I can get away with telling that one.

You could change it to a brunet joke.

 

[TucsonMTB]

Thank you for reminding me of that gem, sir!

My wife is a brunet. I think I can get away with telling that one.

You could change it to a brunet joke.

Did I mention that my wife is an excellent shot and favors 1911's in .45 ACP?

It might be more wise to stick with the original version.

 

[zzzippper]

As the say in German: Sensation des tages.

Where in the name of Gott did you learn German?

 

[Dominus_Lex]

You made my morning, I'm adding that to the stable, Hopefully I'll get a blonde to punch me...

 

[the ringo kid]

Not knowing what post turtle is but does anyone have any good "bad mouth Johnny" jokes?

Post Turtle is a political joke--just like Walking Eagle. I think these can be found if googled?

 

[the ringo kid]

Thank you for reminding me of that gem, sir!

My wife is a brunet. I think I can get away with telling that one.

Welcome. I have more but they are nasty.

 

[the ringo kid]

Where in the name of Gott did you learn German?

Mostly from photos and WWII German vet/friends.

I know my German is atrocious which was why they politely asked me to speak English. Their guise was they wanted to learn more english. However--I did get the drift. They were just being polite in asking me not to butcher their sprache. They did appreciate the effort.

 

[zzzippper]

Mostly from photos and WWII German vet/friends.

I know my German is atrocious which was why they politely asked me to speak English. Their guise was they wanted to learn more english. However--I did get the drift. They were just being polite in asking me not to butcher their sprache. They did appreciate the effort.

I understand. My in-laws say that I speak Tagalog with a twang. They should hear themselves speak English.

 

[Cyrano]

Same thing with me; I can read French but when I try to speak it, my French friends wince in pain.

 

[the ringo kid]

The worst for me--is Italian.I tried that on two italian ladies who were staying at the same Botel Susanne anI were-in Wilhlemshaven. Neither appreciated my efforts and were actually rude about it.It was then that my German friends told me why Germans dont much care for Italians. I had no probs with the Russians, Swiss,Croats and anyone else I met--just the Italians.