She's never gonna let me live this down

[snubbyfan]

My wife and I came home from physical therapy the other day.
I finished my neighbors holster and I've been watching to catch him at home so I can deliver it to him.
The saga of my neighbors holster's here;http://smith-wessonforum.com/gun-leather-carry-gear/381631-my-neighbors-new-chest-holster.html
His motorcycle (yes it's a Harley) was in the driveway so I decided to go knocking on his door to see if he was home.
I started walking over to his house and my wife told me to give her the keys so she can unlock the house.
Now, my peripheral neuropathy mostly affects the motor control in my right hand, which is the hand I used to toss the keys to her. I ended up flinging them a little too hard and a
little too high and caught her right in the middle of the forehead. She was a bloody mess and now she looks like an Indian girl - not my Aikiwah but an Indian from India, with the
little red dot in the middle of her forehead.

I am no longer the guy who just had a colonoscopy. I am the guy who bonked his wife upside the head and lived to tell about it.
Now instead of jokes about my rear end, it's non stop, well, ah, you know......
I'll never hear the end of it.

 

[4011]

Bud, you just can't get a break can you!

 

[vonn]

You had better be believe you will never hear the end of that story. She has photographic proof!

 

[jeffsmith]

and you managed that without a trip to the ER
your Wife must be a Saint
(or Aikiwah Equivalent)

 

[snubbyfan]

and you managed that without a trip to the ER
your Wife must be a Saint
(or Aikiwah Equivalent)

Nope she didn't get angry, just made it perfectly clear that she's never gonna let me forget it.

 

[Old TexMex]

Wow, that'd be a near death experience for me with Mrs. OTM, I tell you truly.

 

[shouldazagged]

Nope she didn't get angry, just made it perfectly clear that she's never gonna let me forget it.

For an Italian lady that's damned impressive!

 

[Jinglebob]

Wives have memories like elephants. My wife will bring up things I did years ago that I have completely forgotten about. I've learned not to question that it happened just the way she remembers it.

 

[kozmic]

She should probably give up any aspirations of ever playing short stop!

 

[Jessie]

She should probably give up any aspirations of ever playing short stop!

And Snubby better forget any dreams about pitching.

 

[don5]

And I bet you had trouble sleeping that night as well!
Well, at least she was smiling in the photo. So did the neighbor like his holster?

 

[bgrone]

Food taster

Might want to have the dog taste your food for a while




Jim in Iowa

 

[ibewbull]

I have nothing to say.

 

[jimmyj]

Hi:
What type of medical treatment did you have on your self after hitting your wife?

 

[DeathGrip]

Now your wife is an Indian too.

 

[blujax01]

Wives have memories like elephants. My wife will bring up things I did years ago that I have completely forgotten about. I've learned not to question that it happened just the way she remembers it.

I don't even question the way she remembered it.

I just realize how it's going to end up anyway, accept my fate and apologize - again.

 

[skrazo]

Ahhhhhhhh, yes, my crystal ball shows: You and her on a few "shopping trips" in the near future!

 

[snubbyfan]

And I bet you had trouble sleeping that night as well!
Well, at least she was smiling in the photo. So did the neighbor like his holster?

He was very pleased with it, in fact he gave me a $10 tip. She was a little more forgiving after that, but I know she'll never let me forget it.

 

[Mickey D]

Get her catching lessons.

 

[zzzippper]

That you hit her in the forehead proves that your throw was on target, she failed to catch them. If she was an outfielder or wide receiver she would be benched. Not your fault, bro.