One Hell of a scenario you came up with.Were you in Colorado yesterday loading up on marijuana?? You seem to have left out ufos and Godzilla.
The Hell with the wife...We all know how long it takes them to get ready.I would use that time loading my beer and smokes in the truck.I would also load a bag with spices and rub in case I had to put the dog down.Sheesh,only kidding...get over it!
Actually I find it impossible to get out quickly.You have to turn off the water...unplug everything...notify the Post Office and paperboy...change the message on the answering machine.
With the neighbors I have we'd be safer in our homes.Any threat that entered one end of the block would never make it to the other end alive.That includes Godzilla. LOL!
This was great! Thanks for the belly laugh...what a wonderful way to start the New Year!
