Something that bugs me

[David LaPell]

Flipping through channels was one of those stupid Lifetime movies about some female prisoners in jail, and of course some male guard hits on the women and one thing leads to another. I always love it how these women in those movies are all good looking. If they only knew. I can tell you that with few exceptions, most times our female housing unit in our jail resembles the bar scene from Star Wars. I mean, I swear most of these women have more kids than teeth.
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[David LaPell]

Flipping through channels was one of those stupid Lifetime movies about some female prisoners in jail, and of course some male guard hits on the women and one thing leads to another. I always love it how these women in those movies are all good looking. If they only knew. I can tell you that with few exceptions, most times our female housing unit in our jail resembles the bar scene from Star Wars. I mean, I swear most of these women have more kids than teeth.
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[rimfired]

Was Martha Stewart in it?

 

[Bruce51]

The one thing I have noticed about the Lifetime movies is that they are all chick flicks. There is not one single interesting thing on that channel for a guy to watch. Furthermore the wife can be watching a movie on Lifetime and three hours later the same movie is still on.

Give me a good dose of the military channel. Planes in combat,stuff blowing up,full auto fire. Just don't show me another chick flick. Bruce

 

[Bob R]

Lifetime Network, television for Women.....

or as it is called in my house.....

The All Men are Pigs channel!

That usually gets me the evil eye!

bob

 

[rewster]

Good lookin women ain't sentenced to jail time. The judge sends them to his house for punishment

 

[TNDixieGirl]

And the movies they show are the most DEPRESSING things you could possibly watch. I'd rather watch the military channel with Bruce.

 

[s&wchad]

Originally posted by TNDixieGirl:
And the movies they show are the most DEPRESSING things you could possibly watch.

2nd most depressing… You're forgetting C-Span.

 

[truckemup97]

Originally posted by TNDixieGirl:
And the movies they show are the most DEPRESSING things you could possibly watch. I'd rather watch the military channel with Bruce.

I love you, Dixie. Yeah, I know we're both married, but I still love you.

 

[1968hawkeye]

Originally posted by Bob R:
Lifetime Network, television for Women.....

or as it is called in my house.....

The All Men are Pigs channel!

That usually gets me the evil eye!

bob

It is known as the Deathtime for Women channel in my house, or at least that's what I call it. All of the programs are about women who have died, going to die, will be murdered, have been murdered, has a terminal illness etc.

Hawkeye

 

[sipowicz]

Here ya go Dave....feel better?

 

[Jack Flash]

Originally posted by David LaPell:
... most times our female housing unit in our jail resembles the bar scene from Star Wars. ...

Good one!

 

[hoglaw]

It is true most of the female inhabitants of incarceration are super ugly. But, not always.

I once took a tour of the federal woman's prison at Pleasonton, Ca. There were a bunch of good lookers in there. They didn't know who we were (cops) but they sure could flirt. Made me feel like a pork chop at a dog show.

One of the guards said most took a fall for some man over a drug deal...

 

[spearcrow]

Sip, I hope you left that state...some of them gals look right dangerous...especially the ones with cigars..