Sometimes PC just doesn't work for me

[joeintexas]

I was in a pub last night and saw two girls of size (as Political
Correctness now requires us to say) by the bar. They both spoke with a heavy
brogue accent, and making assumptions about their origins I said,

"Hello, Are you two girls from Scotland?"
One of them screamed, "It’s WALES you ********
idiot!"

So I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry,
are you two whales from Scotland?".....and
that's when the trouble
started.

 

[youseemym&p]

lmao hahahahhahaha that is epic.

 

[mball]

:D:D:D LOL Good one.

 

[410bore]

did they "swim off" after that comment? :D

 

[youseemym&p]

after a rude remark to you for a simple question, they are lucky you didnt stick a cocktail sword into each of them and claim those islands in your name