Song Lyrics

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"I was livin' in the great north woods
Workin' as a cook for a spell,
I never did like it all that much and one day the axe just fell"

"Tangled Up in Blue" Bob Dylan from Blood on the Tracks album. 1974
 
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"I ain't no Senator's son"!!

I always figured this meant algore goin' to divinity school so he wouldn't have to serve.
 
"Shannon is here again...something something something...out to sea"

"ohhh, baby"

Close, very, very close...

"Shannon is gone
I hope she's drifting out to sea.
She always loved to swim away.
Maybe she'll find an island
With a shady tree
Just like the one in our backyard."

Henry Gross "Release" 1976
 
You be cool for twenty hours, And I'll pay you twenty grand.
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And they called it paradise, I don't know why, Somebody laid
the mountains low, while the town got high
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He looked to be sixty, and maybe I was ten
Mama used to whip me but I'd go see him again
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I don't know what to do, I'm always in the dark, We're living in
a powder keg and giving off sparks, I really need you tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight, Forever's gonna start tonight
 
"They called it Paradise, I don't know why
You call some place Paradise, kiss it goodbye"
 
"Baby go down to the drugstore and buy me a guitar string , be
sure to wear your coat girl 'cause it might rain...."

"Johnny got up one morning he went down to the company store,
got him a big box of bullets to fit into his .44...."

"The drunk on the street , the rich in his palaces, the poor and
unlearned and men of degree"
 
She hates my Momma. She hates my Daddy too, she loves to tell me how much she hates the things I do, She loves to lie.......beside me almost every night, she's no lady, she's my wife. [L. Lovett]

The race is on and here comes Pride up the back stretch, Heartache going on the inside [G. Jones]

Trouble is the feller owes me 40 bucks. [T.T. Hall]

Go ask Alice, when you're ten feet tall. [J. Airplane]
 
The pumps don't work cause the vandals took the handles. - Bob Dylan

Catholic girls, they go all the way. - Frank Zappa

Out
West
 
"my love a-bigger than a cadillac, i try to show it and you drive-a me back"

"Im gonna throw my date book over the fence,
And buy me one for five or ten cents
Ill keep it till its covered with age
cause Im writin your name down on every page"

"tonight with words unspoken, you say that i'm the only one.
but will my heart be broken, when the night meets the morning sun?"

"if i searched this whole wide world, i never, never, ever, find me a girl, who love me the way that you do"
 
This has been an enjoyable thread, to see how many of these songs I recognize the lyrics to. Many thanks to the OP for thinking of this.

Years ago, I was a man given to riotous living. I have always loved all types of music, but country and western has always had a special place in my life. Neither my first wife, God rest her soul, or my wife now ever could stand country music. They both said it was too sad. For me, real country western music has always been about life. There is an old joke what do you get when you play a country western record backwards? You get your wife back, your job back and your dog back. :D These are just some lyrics from some of the songs that I recall from "the old days". Most of them were played closer to closing time, if memory serves me. Anyone here remember these?

"He was born in Oklahoma.
His wife's name is Betty Lou Thelma Liz.
He's not responsible for what he's doin'
Cause his mother made him what he is."

"Well I was drunk the day my momma got out of prison.
And I went to pick her up in the rain.
But before I could make to the station in my pick up truck,
She got run'd over by a damed old train."

There only two things in life that make it worth livin'
guitars that tune good and firm feelin' women
I don't need my name in the marquis lights
I got my song and I got you with me tonight
Maybe it's time we got back to the basics of love"
 
I remember #3 the Waylon Jennings tune.Lukenbach Tx and the second one I can sing all the lyrics to the Perfect Country & Western Song, was it David Allen Coe? I don't recall the first tune.

how about "this ol highway she's hotter than nine kinds of hale, and rides are as scarce as the rain. When you're down to your last shuck with nothing to sell and too far away from the trains."
 
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Mr. Sun Cho Lee
Mr. Sun Cho Lee got plenty Lychee
but he no give to me
and he just a mean old Pake man.

Mr. Conrad Jones
Mr. Conrad Jones got plenty swimming pools
but he no give to me
and he's just a mean old haole man.

Mr. Maximo Concepcion
Mr. Concepcion got plenty fighting chicken
but he no give to me
and he's just a mean old Filipino man.

Mr. Kazuo Tanaka
Mr. Kazuo Tanaka got plenty camera supply
(got plenty electronic equipment)
got plenty camera supply
but he no give to me
and he's just a mean old Japanese man.

Miss Momi Lomi Lomi
got plenty experience
but she no experience me
and she's just a mean old cocktail waitress

Mr. Kamakawiwo'ole
got plenty
not too much of nothing
got plenty nothing
he takes it out on me
and he's just a mean old Hawaiian man

One thing I wen notice about dis place
All us guys we tease da other race
It's amazing we can live in da same place
 
She's acting single, I'm drinking double...

What do I need with a check for a million bucks and a pick up truck...

Almost cut my hair...
 

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