This has been an enjoyable thread, to see how many of these songs I recognize the lyrics to. Many thanks to the OP for thinking of this.
Years ago, I was a man given to riotous living. I have always loved all types of music, but country and western has always had a special place in my life. Neither my first wife, God rest her soul, or my wife now ever could stand country music. They both said it was too sad. For me, real country western music has always been about life. There is an old joke what do you get when you play a country western record backwards? You get your wife back, your job back and your dog back.

These are just some lyrics from some of the songs that I recall from "the old days". Most of them were played closer to closing time, if memory serves me. Anyone here remember these?
"He was born in Oklahoma.
His wife's name is Betty Lou Thelma Liz.
He's not responsible for what he's doin'
Cause his mother made him what he is."
"Well I was drunk the day my momma got out of prison.
And I went to pick her up in the rain.
But before I could make to the station in my pick up truck,
She got run'd over by a damed old train."
There only two things in life that make it worth livin'
guitars that tune good and firm feelin' women
I don't need my name in the marquis lights
I got my song and I got you with me tonight
Maybe it's time we got back to the basics of love"