When I was a kid during WWII, you couldn't get bacon; it was rationed, and only servicemen could get it readily. My uncle was a Lt. in the Army Corps of Engineers, and he made a special point of sending us tin-packed bacon for Christmas during the war years. We relished it, and that was the ORIGINAL tactical bacon! To this day, I consider crisp bacon as a really great treat.
Loved the bacon flow-chart!