The Economy is so bad . . . . .

[NFrameFred]

The economy is so bad that...



Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.



McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer



Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names



A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico



Motel Six won't leave the light on



The Mafia is laying off judges



And finally...



Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
That's neat........the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.

 

[paladin42]

The economy is so bad that:

Wal-Mart is selling toilet paper by the sheet.

Campbells soup is training the chickens to run through hot water slowly.

Congress is considering an inflation pay raise for itself.

Comics are reusing old punch lines.

Funeral homes are offering two-for-one specials.

S&W is giving up the IL.

 

[jmtgsx]

Sigh

I miss Johnny Carson.