The fuse is lit

[CAJUNLAWYER]

16 oz of a Vile tasting cherry flavored liquid followed by 32 oz water within the hour.
Repeat at 11:00.
Wife has been instructed to keep bathroom clear.
Got new American Rifleman and new DU magazine in position.
Think I'm ready

 

[Doug M.]

Don't forget to have plenty of comfort gear that helps with potential ... rawness.

 

[paplinker]

Sorry Caj

There is no time for magazines in this situation.

Just hold on!

 

[Ivan the Butcher]

Must be oscopy season. Good thing the bag limit is ONE!

Ivan

 

[Igiveup]

I think two magazines is about right if you read the advertisements also.

 

[johngalt]

I’m batting 0-2: canceled on me both times. They apparently don’t consider it to be terribly important.

 

[Rustyt1953]

My Android tablet sustained me throughout my captivity.

The worst part was my legs going to sleep leaving me with potty polio.

 

[JcMack]

Blackberry Brandy does it for me

 

[Ivan the Butcher]

At last year's check-up, our Doc prescribed a Colen Guard for my wife. She followed the directions and complained about the difficulty it was using the equipment properly. When I dropped it off at the UPS Store, They ALL laughed at the idea of Colen Guard being a pain in the butt!

Then her results came back positive for "Bad Cells" and she had to have a standard colonoscopy and took back her previous opinion!

They always find some polyps on mine, so I get to enjoy one every 5 years! I have a friend whose dad died of colon cancer! His comment is, his dad died screaming. Best endorsement for a colonoscopy I ever heard!

Ivan

 

[Kenna]

Thought Id be smart and drink the prescribed dose then head home from cottage,its only an hour and a half. Figured it wouldnt work that fast. Boy was I WRONG!!!!! Stay close to that TOILET.

 

[TIMETRIPPER]

The soft, quilted TP is a big plus. Hope you have some on hand, so to speak.

John

 

[Nonno]

Sears catalogs work better than magazines.

 

[pharmer]

Heh-heh, some U boat commander going on patrol after you blow tubes. Fire one! Joe

 

[Rustyt1953]

Just look forward to the John Philip Sousa concert you will be a part of tomorrow.

 

[sledvet77]

Well You clean your Guns regularly ....so why not your.........

 

[Alk8944]

At last year's check-up, our Doc prescribed a Colen Guard for my wife. to enjoy one every 5 years!

Ivan

Colo-Guard is a joke! Listen to their TV ads and they state both false-positive and false-negative results may occur and they recommend having a Colonoscopy regardless of the Colo-Guard result! Stupid.

 

[Greyman50]

Just had one, nothing bad this time unlike last 2 years. Seems the Md at the Large Well Known practice here missed a polyp 3 years ago. My new Md found it last year as it had grown to 42mm! He removed it but had to go back 12 months later for him to check. He found a few last year so back this year so now its 3 years before another.

 

[llowry61]

Pat gently is an instruction not to be ignored. I am on the 5-year plan due to polyps and failed to heed the instructions thus paying the proverbial ferry man. That is a kind of chapped that you don't want.

 

[Nimrod44]

When I went for mine the doctor asked if I was ready to get this "behind" me.....

 

[Rustyt1953]

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