The Makin' of An Outdoorsman

Wells, I'm tryin to pull my sixgun for to put one in this here run-away's boiler room. Couldn't get to my revolver,
my gunbelt was up under my arm pits, my gun was digging into my shoulder blade...I was in one hell of a fix.

Things was look purty grim for this boy. All that was left to do was udder a word or two to my Maker and let fate take it's course.

I sez,"Lord this sure's a rough way to die!"



This perzactly what I was talkin' about with Ol Elmer's tale.

Been there, done that, and it warn't purty.

It's times like these when I'm reminded that the Almighty must be partial to cowboys (and rural lawmen). Been in my share of wrecks over the years and I'm still here reading and enjoying these posts and waiting to see what Dave conjers up next.:)
 
Dave and Iggy,
I really enjoy your banter and stories, but I hope you don't fall into the habit of using "boolits" in place of "bullets"! Roy and Gene wouldn't approve of that at all!
Dick
 
Sometimes I wonder what it was like to have grown up out west. Where I live here in NY there are horses but its because city people want to come up and watch them run around in a circle. Or if you were like my grandfather they were used to skid out wood. I can say I rode a few when I was a kid, my grandfather's neighbors had some, and when I went out west to Arizona when I was 12 I rode some again, but here in the Adirondacks we do alot of walking, the city folks call it hiking but I think hiking makes it sound like too much work, I either do it for fun or when I am hunting. One of the things that gets me is how many people I meet on state trails seem to get a shock out of me wearing a handgun on a trail. I don't go out of my to advertise, but its there just the same. My favorite was back in 2005 when I was up on the Mount Marcy trail which is the tallest in NY and I had my .41 Magnum on my hip. I walked past a man and woman who were a couple of miles back, all decked out like they were going to some shindig, anywhere but some mountain trail some 15 miles from the nearest town. They walked past and I heard her whisper "He's got a gun." and them him say "Shut up and keep going." I can only imagine them probably retelling that story over cocktails somewhere.
I love old sixguns and the stories behind them, from the time my nephew was with me fishing at a little spot and he grabbed me because a large water snake had latched onto a bluegill he had on stringer. I had a nickel Model 36 with me but before I could get a bead on him the snake went under. My nephew had joked about beating me in fast draw but not after that. It was kind of a bonding moment since I had helped raise him and we were more like brothers. His father has spent time in jail and prison and has done little else. He knew after that moment as I later found out that he said he would not have to worry if I was with him. It's funny how little things, like me almost putting a bullet into a water snake wanting some sushi can bring a family a little closer.
 
Well now my bona fides is that I know what galusses are, the last two times I got dumped my 65 stayed in the holster I made for it, and it took me a bit to figure out my insurance is paid up and my lovely Bride talked me into a 6 year old gelding that had never been rode. Used a 4" nickle 57 to get the javalena, so thats were I got the handle. I'd say I enjoy your yarns, but I know they aren't. There are posers and wanna be's like me but Iggy and Mr. Keith you are the real deal! Thanks for shareing. Mark
 
Good thing that broomtail broncstomped you sumplace soft! :)


If'n he'd hit anythang any softer, it'd had to be between the ears. ;)


Drew,

I'll only tell this cause I was packin a pre-model number N frame 357 at the time...

My brother and a pard of his came up with this lit'l ol Cessna airplane one time, a 170 best I recall.
The only place there was that was fairly flat and not too awful rough too use as a strip wasn't all that good.

As a matter of fact it fell off right sharp after a couple or three hundred yards in to a purty deep gully.

Wells one Sunday evening four of us ol fat boys decide we're gonna take us a joy ride around
the countryside in that worn out trap of a plane.

After two unsuccessful attempts to get the thing off'n the ground before reachin the gully,
we taxied back up toward the barn and let one of the biggest of the boys out to wait his turn.

To make a long story short...I don't believe we ever got the darned ol thing much over fifty feet off'n the ground all evenin'. :D

Su Amigo,
Dave
 
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Wild Berries.

If'n he'd hit anythang any softer, it'd had to be between the ears. ;)

To make a long story short...I don't believe we ever got the darned ol thing much over fifty feet off'n the ground all evenin'. :D

Su Amigo,
Dave

That reminds me of the time me and a bunch of my ner-do-well pals went berry pickin'. Weren't enough horses to go around so we barrowd my uncle's old Chrysler car and figgered it would be quite a party if we stopped off along the way, picked up the girls and somethin' wet. Was a rainy June that year and the best blue berries were way out by the riverbank. Well it's enough to say that we got that old car down to the river.... bet it's still there. I became an uncle myself during that trip and the skeeta bites we got the next mornin' when we all walked out were memorable and in the oddest places ....
 
Wells Boys,

Jest so we can keep this here party a rockin'.....

The only thing I found better than a 5" 38 Spl. Outdoorsman is.......

A 5 inch Outdoorsman in .44 Special ;):D

I jest can't help myself.:eek:

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Su Amigo,
Dave
 
Dave,

Yure just bound and determined to make my life miserable with jealousy ain't you.

That is fat cow doin's for sure. Lordy that's nice.

I been plumb happy with the guns I got, now I got to start lookin' agin.
 
I'm an N frame .357 guy, been so for a spell. My favorite gun is a pre 27 with an 8 3/8 barrel. Drew calls it The B!T@H. I'm fairly handy with it and you don't want me chasin you around at a hundred yards or so. Things could get difficult.:) I will have to admit you got me wanting a .44 special for no other reason than seeing you have so much fun with them. Got to be a reason a man sticks with a certain caliber for so many years.:)
DW
 
Dadburnit, Dave, I ain't got the barrel swapped on mine, yet, and you done went and upped the anty! Rekkin I'll hafta root round in the gun closet and see what else needs a remake. Ya know iffn this keeps up, the missus is sur nuff lible to get her back up some. Aw well, what's life lessun ya add a lit'l spice.

Bythway, thatuns a crackerjack for sur!
 
Well, since 'ol Dave started this 'un and he seems to be toleratin' a bit of drift, I'll pitch in.

For someone who got their first smatterin of formal educatin in Zephur Texas, I didn't know that anyone could talk any other way. The only other dialect I ever heard was from the Braceros that lived in that old abandoned school bus down in the wash.

Wad'nt 'til I moved to the big city (that would be Brownwood, TX!) that I ever learnt to talk right.

Dave's tale about getting his boot hung up reminded me that anyone who spends time around horses and cattle better keep his wits around him or, no matter how well you think you know them, you can get yerself kilt in an instant.

As a boy my horse was a long necked mare named "ole Lady". Now "ole Lady" was more thoroughbred than quarter horse and her most favorite trick was to find a gulley and jump it...the wider the better. When you felt her tense up under you, you better grab some horn or you would be looking up at the clouds in a second. Her next favorite trick was to see just how close she could get a low hanging mesquite limb to the saddle horn. Better be able to hug her neck or you were going to lose more than your hat.

"Ole Lady" introduced me to a horse's hoof when I was about 10 yrs old, as I recall. We'd been working cattle for several hours and I stopped by the barn for a while. I tied Lady to a shade tree and went in the house to get a cool drink of water. I remembered that I hadn't loosened her cinch (my dad would have whipped me if he knew that!) and went back out to loosen it. When I came out, Lady was dozing with that hind leg kinda relaxed like they do when they are resting. I got a little too close before I spoke to her and it startled her. The next thing I knew I was doing a 180 and hit the ground so hard it knocked me out. I'm sure an Olympic diving judge would have scored me a 10 for that flip. I carried a beauty of a hoof print on my stomach for several weeks. Got not a bit of sympathy from my dad who only shook his head at my stupidity.

Speaking of a saddle cinch, I can tell a good story about turning a broke horse back into a bronc when you try to ride 'em upside down...but that's another story.

Bob
 
This is a fun thread.........you guys have me remembering my younger days when I was single and....................

John:)
 
Yes Sir Iggy...It's is a wise man that carry's his shooter with him ahorseback.

Now this here is a true story involving a Smith & Wesson revolver.

It was an early February morning an I was lining out a short string of
knot-headed bronc mules for a little schooling on the parade grounds.

Wells, we make a pretty good circle and arrive back at the barn about noonish.
It was a drizzling rain and a lit'l on the muddy side of things. As I step down to the ground,
my rubber pack boot gets all jammed up and hung in the stirrup. I make a little short hop toward my saddle pony.
Which by the way is kinda a little on the bronc side his own-self, well now he buggers and jerks yours truly down.

We headed toward open corral gate and open range...Caught by the left foot and my ol head boppin' on the ground
at a clip that would have left a Derby winner eatin dust.

Wells, I'm tryin to pull my sixgun for to put one in this here run-away's boiler room. Couldn't get to my revolver,
my gunbelt was up under my arm pits, my gun was digging into my shoulder blade...I was in one hell of a fix.

Things was look purty grim for this boy. All that was left to do was udder a word or two to my Maker and let fate take it's course.
I sez,"Lord this sure's a rough way to die!"

Wells, wouldn't know it about that time, that ol pony planted a hind foot right in my middle and I popped loose jest like a cork from a bottle!

That string of mules was a followin along right close, didn't but two or three of 'em run over me.

Now this ain't been too many years ago...I's wasn't no young man by any means. ;)

Gone to usin belt keeps after that with my gunbelt. :D

Su Amigo,
Dave

Sneak Peek....
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Dave
I'll bet that was a funny sight to see. For everyone but you.
What happened to the horse? Did it git traded off for another
or shot once you got your wits about you?
Great story and i've really enjoyed this thread. Like Iggy said,
i believe there's a little cowboy in all of us. Being a countryboy
from the midwest my boots are'nt Larry Mahans but of the gum rubber variety for wading amongst the hogs and cattle
leavins'.

Chuck
 
Wells Boys,

Jest so we can keep this here party a rockin'.....

The only thing I found better than a 5" 38 Spl. Outdoorsman is.......

A 5 inch Outdoorsman in .44 Special ;):D

I jest can't help myself.:eek:

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Su Amigo,
Dave

Wow! I mean that in every sense of the word.
 
Now y'all see what I have to put up with when I go pdog huntin' an' pistol shootin' with these two. I ain't no cowboy - rode my share OK, but was always willin' to let someone else own 'em, feed em', doctor 'em, etc., etc. I swear you can buy a fine truck for what it costs to have a horse or two, not to mention your OWN doctor bills. Havin' said that, I can tell you that a guy would be hard-pressed to find two better guys to run the hills with. Jist don't believe everythin' they tell ya!

And, Dave, you're killin' me with these 5" N frames! I jist might have to see if I can figger out some way to git ya to leave one of 'em here when next you visit.
 
Daym. That's a fine sidearm... Pour yourself a tall sourmash & branch and pat yourself on the back!

Drew,
Where's ya been...Was a fixin to send out a search party. ;)


I will have to admit you got me wanting a .44 special for no other reason than seeing you have so much fun with them.
Got to be a reason a man sticks with a certain caliber for so many years.:)
DW

DW,
It's got to be a liken to an itch...I'm scratchin as fast as I can. :D


Well, since 'ol Dave started this 'un and he seems to be toleratin' a bit of drift, I'll pitch in.
Bob


Bob,
We're jest a bunch of ol mossy horns rememberin the good ol days and good ol revolvers.

Ya know, it's a thousand wonders most of us lived much passed 10 or twelve years old anyhows.
I guess them wrecks at a young age jest made us tougher that the backwall of a shootin gallery, I'd recon'. ;)


Dave
What happened to the horse? Did it git traded off for another
or shot once you got your wits about you?

Chuck

Chuck,
Oh, that bay colt went on to become one of my favorites :D


And, Dave, you're killin' me with these 5" N frames! I jist might have to see if I can figger out some way
to git ya to leave one of 'em here when next you visit.


Wells WYO,

Ya know it is true, that it's a story... ;)

them ol stories and N frames are good for sharin with yur friends. :D



This is aliken to sum ol hands gatherin around the fire and jest rememberin when....

I know, I've told y'all this before...But, bare with me, cause I enjoy tellin it so much!

Ya remember when, we snubb'd the snout back on that RM?

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Su Amigo,
Dave
 
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I'm an N frame .357 guy, been so for a spell. My favorite gun is a pre 27 with an 8 3/8 barrel. Drew calls it The B!T@H. I'm fairly handy with it and you don't want me chasin you around at a hundred yards or so. Things could get difficult.:) I will have to admit you got me wanting a .44 special for no other reason than seeing you have so much fun with them. Got to be a reason a man sticks with a certain caliber for so many years.:)
DW

The man ain't lyin'.... when he unlimbers that long nosed wheeler things start fallin' down and gettin' lotsa holes in 'em....
 
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