The one thing no Man wants to hear.

[Smithsrevenge]

This is the CDC and were calling to inform you that your ex tested positive for..........."I've actually had that one happen.....thankfully it didn't transmit to me "

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[Thuer]

My mother is staying for a week. I make the spareroom ready.

 

[shouldazagged]

"Sir, do you realize how fast you were driving?"

"Mommy's in the bedroom with Uncle Slick."

"Nahhh, it's not loade

 

[hangnoose]

things you don't want to hear

Can I call you Dad?/ Are you my Daddy now? In my line the snapping sound made putting on a pair of latex gloves, makes the toughest guys cross their legs.