oldfella
US Veteran
Courtesy of f.t.
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> >Pretty Funny!!
> >
> >
> > Dating in '64
> >
> >
> >It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1964 and Fred had a
> >date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
> >
> > 'Oh, come on in!' Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in.
> > 'Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to
> > drink? Lemonade? Iced Tea?'
> >
> > 'Iced tea, please,' Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.
> >
> > 'So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?' she asked.
> >
> > 'Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the
> > malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach...'
> >
> > 'Peggy likes to screw, you know,' Mom informed him.
> >
> > 'Really?' Fred replied; eyebrows rose.
> >
> > 'Oh yes,' the mother continued. 'When she goes out with her
> > friends, that's all they do!'
> >
> > 'Is that so?' asked Fred, incredulous. 'Yes,' said the mother. 'As
> > a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!'
> >
> > 'Well, thanks for the tip!' Fred said as he began thinking about
> > alternate plans for the evening.
> >
> > A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a
> > picture wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt, and with her hair
> > tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.
> >
> > 'Have fun, kids!' the mother said as they left.
> >
> > Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into
> > the house and slammed the front door behind her.
> >
> > 'The Twist, Mom!' she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen.
> > 'The damn dance is called the Twist!
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> >Pretty Funny!!
> >
> >
> > Dating in '64
> >
> >
> >It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1964 and Fred had a
> >date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
> >
> > 'Oh, come on in!' Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in.
> > 'Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to
> > drink? Lemonade? Iced Tea?'
> >
> > 'Iced tea, please,' Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.
> >
> > 'So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?' she asked.
> >
> > 'Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the
> > malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach...'
> >
> > 'Peggy likes to screw, you know,' Mom informed him.
> >
> > 'Really?' Fred replied; eyebrows rose.
> >
> > 'Oh yes,' the mother continued. 'When she goes out with her
> > friends, that's all they do!'
> >
> > 'Is that so?' asked Fred, incredulous. 'Yes,' said the mother. 'As
> > a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!'
> >
> > 'Well, thanks for the tip!' Fred said as he began thinking about
> > alternate plans for the evening.
> >
> > A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a
> > picture wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt, and with her hair
> > tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.
> >
> > 'Have fun, kids!' the mother said as they left.
> >
> > Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into
> > the house and slammed the front door behind her.
> >
> > 'The Twist, Mom!' she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen.
> > 'The damn dance is called the Twist!
