This forum: Official broccoli thread.

[Fishslayer]

Now, that sledge hammer is really mint man.

Obviously not a banhammer.

 

[Ruger Nut]

You suppose if I put up a crawfish crossing sign out here in AZ they would come out here to cross I-10? Maybe sprinkle a little broccoli around it? Hard to find the little suckers out in the desert.

Would the scorpions be jealous? Could you imagine what their babies would look like if they bred? If you ate them it would leave a real "sting" in your mouth.

And broccoli would be the only antidote.

 

[A10]

Or.......................

 

[speedyquad]

i loved that show...i seem to remember he ate broccoli all the time...or not

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

That's a waste of a perfectly good piece of plywood.


Pass the asparagus. ~sniff sniff, ewe ~

Don't eat 'sparagus-makes my pee smell funky.

 

[blujax01]

Dude, you got a bunch of sunburned cockroaches in your veggies!

 

[Mickey D]

Don't eat 'sparagus-makes my pee smell funky.

I actually don't find that smell funny. Love the stuff, especially with hollandaise sauce.

 

[kozmic]

Can someone please answer why when the deer get into my garden they eat the leaves from my broccoli plants and pass on the actual head?

Are they just being polite or do they know something we don't?

 

[duppie]

Don't eat 'sparagus-makes my pee smell funky.

A lawyer from NOLA that sniffs pee......Discuss.

Sorry but the jokes just make themselves

 

[Ruger Nut]

Ask and ye shall receive..

Seek and ye shall find

I think a sign like the one you posted and the one I posted would help the crawfish that can and cannot read.

 

[Titan]

What I hate is how we're being driven to fit all communications into what fits nicley on the screen of a cell phone.

Some things take more than 140 characters to say.

 

[truckemup97]

Does anyone know how to remove the internal lock from broccoli ?

I was at the grocery store yesterday, and they had a nice used Model 637 Broccoli, but it had the internal lock so I passed. I bought broccoli with a lock once before, and I chipped a tooth. My dentist said no more locked broccoli.

 

[M3Stuart]

Well, it took awhile, but I was finally able to snap this pic of some broccoli here in Kuala Lumpur. So I'm eating Hong Kong asian food at the local Kim Gary restaurant when I notice there's this piece of broccoli in my 'rice bake with beef steak'. "steak" being a relative term of course. More like a thin slice of round steak with the consistency of shoe leather. Anyhoo, I saw the broccoli and thought; oh yea, I need to post this pic on that broccoli thread back on the forum! As you can clearly see, I'm the only non-asian in this 'hood.

Edit: you can see this place is all decorated for the Chinese New Year which is sometime in Feb. They do both Christmas and Chinese New Year here.

And you thought this thread was dead didn't you? Nope. Not yet!

 

[old bear]

Lets get this back on topic,OK..

I really hate it when someone hijacks a thread so, as promised:

Broccoli Casserole:

1 can, Condensed Cream of Mushroom Soup (Regular or 98% Fat Free) this is very good using BROCCOLI.
1/2-cup milk
1-teaspoon soy sauce
Dash ground black pepper
4 cups cooked cut green beans, or 4 cups cooked broccoli.
1 1/3 cups French Fried Onions divided.
• Stir the soup, milk, soy sauce, black pepper, beans and 2/3-cup onions in a 1 1/2-quart casserole.
• Bake at 350°F. for 25 minutes or until the bean mixture is hot and bubbling. Stir the bean mixture. Sprinkle with the remaining onions.
• Bake for 5 minutes or until the onions are golden brown.
• For Broccoli Casserole, substitute 4 cups cooked broccoli flowerets for the green beans.
• For cheese lovers, stir in 1/2 cup shredded Cheddar cheese with soup. Omit the soy sauce. Sprinkle with an additional 1/4-cup Cheddar cheese when adding the remaining onions.

 

[williamlayton]

I am only 10 years old and I joined this because my typing teacher said I had to. "SHE" told me to type responses 100 times a day to practice.
Am I in trouble with Miss Carnegie?
I thought that "that" was a word, my daddy uses it--not "IT"--a lot when talking to folks on the road.
I am trying to be good so as I can go to Disney World.
Blessings


PS
BTW---can you shoot +P's in THAT.

 

[Onomea]

My advice is do not subscribe to threads. Never even occurred to me to do so. Just visit and read when you feel like it, and do not when you do not.

 

[JcMack]

197 posts thus far and not one word of Hoppes No 9

 

[steamloco76]

"Cliff notes"? You'll have to check with Hank Williams Jr on that.

OOUCH! Wonder if he had a Misty Mountain Hop?

 

[williamlayton]

Does the Misty Moutain Hop have anything to do with Broken Back Mountain?
Blessings

 

[jlrhiner]

Does the Misty Moutain Hop have anything to do with Broken Back Mountain?
Blessings

I think it's more herbal.