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Look what I found! This is a legendary thread!
Boy, do I ever love me some broccoli! In soup, dips, casseroles, etc. My favorite way is in a green bean casserole. Mmmmm, Mmmm, good! :p
 
Many moons ago I worked the night shift at the local hospital children's psychiatric ward. One of the patients would stay up all night long telling me about broccoli balls and freight trains flying through the sky.

It was ~not~ a boring job. :)
 
no crawdaddies on the plains?
wrong.
they are in the irrigation canals.
what you do is tie a piece of bacon to a piece of twine. toss it in the water. after a bit, pull it up. a crawfish will come with it.
you put him in a bucket.
you keep doing this till you got a meal/
only takes a 2'' strip of thick bacon.
 
People Pa-leeeeease, let 'er go!

However, Now that it's been regurgitated...I did roast some broccoli flowers with a bit of Italian dressing a few days back. A great compliment to the lumpy mashed red spuds and marinaded beef short ribs. Yum!
 
Thanks, for giving me my lunch plans.

Thanks, for giving me my lunch plans.

One of the local buffets has Steamed Broccoli on the serving line.

I LIKE it.

Made an easy decision for lunch.

Bekeart
 
We had a HUGE broccoli casserole, as well as other great side dishes, for Easter. I also like broccoli and cheddar soup, and broccoli mixed with cauliflower. Mmmmm, mmmm, good!
 
i have 12 broccolli plants in the garden.
i better find ways to make it since all those will
be ready in maybe a 2 week time span.
 
thanks snub.
i'm compiling recipes.
i'm pretty sure i'll get 12 heads.
it was col n snowy this past weekend.
my little broccollis poked bravely thru the snow.
tough little guys.
 
I'm thinking about planting some broccoli. I heard the best times to plant it are in the spring or fall. Fall is coming up. Any advice on planting?
 
I'm thinking about planting some broccoli. I heard the best times to plant it are in the spring or fall. Fall is coming up. Any advice on planting?

Yes. In the dead of winter. Plant as deep as possible; if you're nearing the earth's core, keep going. Refill with plenty of salt scattered liberally as the deep deep hole is refilled. Daily watering with Roundup is a must. When harvest approaches, add a couple gallons of gasoline and ignite from a distance.
 
Hmmmm, Zombie thread about broccoli.
Brings this to mind.

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Depression Era food.

Perfectcircle; Pay attention now. Us older members were changing diapers before you were born. That said we were collecting S&W's before that. I don't know how to put a point across without many words. However, you are welcome to speak your piece here on the Forum. And I like broccoli. As a depression baby I learned to like all foods.


My depression era experiences were much like yours.

My folks required me to eat all food that was put on my plate, even if not my favorite kind.

They required Food to be consumed in timely fashion, and Sarcasm Wasn't tolerated.

These rules taught people of the 1930s depression era, to be frugal, tolerant, and grateful.

Many folks learned, and profited, from those rules, but about an equal number didn't.

The end results?

I like broccoli, and chuckle at Mark Twain's description of it; "broccoli is cabbage with a colledge education".
 
I've grown broccoli for years. It's a good one to grown because it keeps producing after you harvest, just progressively smaller florets.

I grew cauliflower for the first time this year. A lot of work for a single head, but tasty none the less. Don't know if I'll do that again next year though.
 
Gassiverious foods.

Broccoli, a vegetable, and Dried apricots, a fruit, are the most "gassiverious" foods that I've ever ingested.

After a helping of broccoli, or dried apricots, it's necessary for me to carry ballast, like a hot air balloon, just to remain on the ground.

As a word of caution, I'd dissuade the use of those two foods together. It would be extremely difficult to predict the outcome. I fear it would be highly explosive.

I might add, that both of those foods, despite their "gassiveriousness", are just delicious.
 
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