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Broccoli, a vegetable, and Dried apricots, a fruit, are the most "gassiverious" foods that I've ever ingested.

After a helping of broccoli, or dried apricots, it's necessary for me to carry ballast, like a hot air balloon, just to remain on the ground.

As a word of caution, I'd dissuade the use of those two foods together. It would be extremely difficult to predict the outcome. I fear it would be highly explosive.

I might add, that both of those foods, despite their "gassiveriousness", are just delicious.

God help you if you ever have those two together and add two hard boiled eggs to the mix !!
 
Turnips

A few days ago, for the first time, in a long time, my wife prepared a batch of fried turnips.

At 91+ years of age, Time has dimmed my memory, but left my sense of taste and smell intact, and those turnips renewed my memory of gasiferious / stinky vegetables.

As a result, I'd like to amend my statement, made in post #390, in this official Broccoli thread.

It's my candid belief that turnip tubers, and their green leaves, are the ultimate methane gas producing vegetable growing on this earth.


Those turnips have generated enough gas of late, that when I'm in bed, I fasten my bed clothes, to my bed to keep from floating away.


I think scientists, should research turnips as a possible source of rocket fuel, for use in future space travel.

Turnips also have a bonus benefit, they are an excellent laxative, and I'll give this caution; "Be careful of the area you're aimed at"!

I suspect that turnips were fed to the draft horse that pulled the sleigh, in the famous Budweiser beer commercial.

Pardon my turnip rant.

Chubbo
 
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