Time for my rant

[sipowicz]

So your little dog is so special to you that you refuse to put it in a carrier when flying?....but how can you take little Boo Boo on the plane with you? Just go and have him certified as a service dog. You may ask how can you do that if you're not blind or physically handicapped? Easy in Los Angeles...just claim that you have emotional issues and the dog helps you cope. Not only will you be able to fly with your 4 legged psychologist, but you can put the service vest on it and take into restaurants too...met a woman today who did just that ...she was a friend of a friend that I meet for coffee on weekends, but today I passed on the coffee since there was no way I'm not going to sit at a table with a pekenese in a "fake" service dog vest.

 

[Bullseye 2620]

I guess I'd be grateful that her helping animal wasn't a pot-bellied pig. Why don't these people just take some Valium?


Bullseye

 

[6thtexas]

Sip,

Could be worse.

I once was on a plane out of Managua and a lady passenger had her pet monkey in her lap. At least a dog can't throw feces.

 

[dragonslayer808]

let the dog stay and ditch the california psycho

 

[ChattanoogaPhil]

Thanks for the tips, Sip.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Sip,

Could be worse.

I once was on a plane out of Managua and a lady passenger had her pet monkey in her lap. At least a dog can't throw feces.

So just what do you want the little fella to do with it????????????? ANd just what makes you sure it was a monkey and not her baby

 

[Wheelgunner840]

Two buddies are out on a Saturday stroll. One has a Doberman Pinscher and the other one has a Chihuahua.

As they’re walking down the street, the guy with the Doberman says, "Let's go over to that bar and get something to drink."

The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there, they don't allow dogs."

The other guys says, "Ah ha..don’t worry about that. Just follow my lead."

So they walked over to the bar and the guy with the Doberman puts on his sunglasses and starts to walk in. The bouncer at the door says, "Sorry, bud, no pets allowed."

The guy responds, "But you don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

So the bouncer says, "Well come on in then."

The buddy with the Chihuahua figures what the heck, so he puts on his sunglasses and starts to walk past the bouncer. Once again the bouncer says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."

The guy responds, "But you don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

To which the bouncer says, "Come on buddy, a Chihuahua?!"

The guy replies, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a #&$*@%& CHIHUAHUA?!"


WG840

 

[Strato]

Does Paris Hilton run Califonia now?

 

[ladder13]

When travelling, I put BooBoo in my change pocket


World's Smallest Dog

 

[Bob R]

We have the same thing up here in WA. We have people come into the hospital all the time with their "service animal". You can't call them on it because they are protected by the law. But, if it makes one bit of noise I will toss it out. If it decides to do its business on my floor the owner gets to clean it up.

As soon as I retire I am going to get a miniture donkey and take it with me everywhere I go. I can hear it now, you, with the little ***, it's your turn!

bob

 

[gregintenn]

Sip, You seem sane enough. Ever consider getting the h3ll outta California? There's a big, beautiful country just to the east of you. I believe you'd like it.

 

[sipowicz]

Not until I hunt down every fake service dog!

 

[Rule3]

Sip, You seem sane enough. Ever consider getting the h3ll outta California? There's a big, beautiful country just to the east of you. I believe you'd like it.

What makes you think he is the least bit sane???

How many fake "disabled" license plates you think we have here in Florida??

 

[The Big D]

According to some, their flea ridden mutts and mangy cats are "members of the family."

Most of my family are humans...

Be safe.

 

[Harrison]

On behalf of dogs, I have to state that my 3YO Dobermann, Freya, is better behaved than many many humans, smells better, is quieter, friendlier, has more dignity and will hold it in before she will poop or pee while inside. I also think she probably has more sense/intellegence than the average politician. Little fuzzy, hyperactive yip-yaps are a whole different kind of dog.

 

[REM 3200]

We have the same thing up here in WA. We have people come into the hospital all the time with their "service animal". You can't call them on it because they are protected by the law. But, if it makes one bit of noise I will toss it out. If it decides to do its business on my floor the owner gets to clean it up.

As soon as I retire I am going to get a miniture donkey and take it with me everywhere I go. I can hear it now, you, with the little ***, it's your turn!

bob

And you gat to clean up after it.

 

[brucev]

No tolerance for foolish people who are emotionally attached to an animal. If they are genuinely blind, they're guide dog is understandable. Otherwise, they can stay out of the way and keep they're dog/cat/whatever restrained. Otherwise... they can expect their little precious to get a slap in the face if it drools/slobbers/whatever on me. And... they can expect to have to be sued in small claims court for whatever damages I decide they need to pay for they're being so foolish as to expect that other people including me will go along with their inmaturity.

 

[Vulcan Bob]

You should be allowed to bring a mid flight snack on board with you.

 

[Babalooie]

Does California allow marriage between owners and pets? Can pets be claimed as dependents? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[cowboy117]

Does California allow marriage between owners and pets?

That will be next.Up here in Oregon,you can get a service animal for"anxiety"issues.Jeez!!!!!