Time for my rant

Wheelgunner840...

...thanks a lot for that joke!! I didn't see it comming.:D:D:D


Swissman
 
Service dogs in Cali can help direct you to the nearest "pharmacy' where you can pick up your "medicine".

If I get a service dog, he'd darn well better go get the stuff and bring it back. With a pizza and a couple of twinkies. 'Cause you know I get hungry when I take my medicine. ;)
 
Sadly Sip. you don't even need to see a Doc. or a Shrink.The internet will sell you a vest and the patch of your choice.Political correctness says that businesses can't ask for your "papers".
It's a huge problem here in Fla.The idiots all want you to believe that their dog is a "Therapy Dog" or a "Medical Alert Dog" when it's clear that their little hero wouldn't pass puppy kinder garden at the local big box pet store.True "Service Dogs" have to pass some pretty serious test,I know,as good as my dogs are they couldn't do it.
It sucks that more businesses aren't dog friendly but if you look around and your dog is social you can have a nice lunch at some places that provide outdoor dining.
Very sad indeed and I wouldn't have coffee with her either.
 
According to some, their flea ridden mutts and mangy cats are "members of the family."

Most of my family are humans... :rolleyes:

Be safe.

To be honest, I prefer the company of dogs to that of most humans...

...and that includes some of my family.:cool:

In my house dog hair is a condiment. :D
 
Not until I hunt down every fake service dog!
Do what I do-
Fake a phobic fear of dogs. When I see the Peke or other little foofoo dog in a restaurant, I jump up on a nearby table, scream like a little girl, claw at my face, and yell "Dog!- Dog!- Dog!-Dog!" hysterically.
They usually drag me out, but comp the check. :D
 
I wonder what people would do if they knew how many corporate jet miles are logged solely to move executive's pets to that "special pet babysitter or groomer".
 
Do what I do-
Fake a phobic fear of dogs. When I see the Peke or other little foofoo dog in a restaurant, I jump up on a nearby table, scream like a little girl, claw at my face, and yell "Dog!- Dog!- Dog!-Dog!" hysterically.
They usually drag me out, but comp the check. :D

I will try that...but I bet it will work even better in uniform! :)
 
Do what I do-
Fake a phobic fear of dogs. When I see the Peke or other little foofoo dog in a restaurant, I jump up on a nearby table, scream like a little girl, claw at my face, and yell "Dog!- Dog!- Dog!-Dog!" hysterically.
They usually drag me out, but comp the check. :D

I thought you just did that when you saw David Carroll. Yes, I know I am going to regret this posting.
 
Do what I do-
Fake a phobic fear of dogs. When I see the Peke or other little foofoo dog in a restaurant, I jump up on a nearby table, scream like a little girl, claw at my face, and yell "Dog!- Dog!- Dog!-Dog!" hysterically.
They usually drag me out, but comp the check. :D

Some people will do anything for a free lunch :D
 
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