Tongue Twisters

[Krell1]

We had a joke thread and an IQ thread so I decided we really need a tongue twister thread so I'll start......

I'm not a chicken plucker
I'm a chicken plucker's son
and I'll keep on plucking chickens
till the chicken plucking's done.

 

[deadin]

I've heard about three other variations on this, but I don't want to take the chance of getting the Gorilla after me......

 

[Salty RI]

I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate,
And I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come.

 

[Qball]

hm... of to the ER and se if they can untwist my tongue

 

[fiasconva]

I'm a sheet slitter
I slit sheets
I'm the slickest sheet slitter
that ever slit sheets

I save this one for the kids and grand kids until they are old enough to "appreciate" it.

 

[Salty RI]

When they are young they slit the sheet's every night.

 

[just jim]

You have to say this one as fast as you can,

"Smart fellow I oh I fellow smart".

 

[mafuta54]

I split the sheet,
the sheet I split,
upon the splitted sheet I sit!

 

[Salty RI]

I split the sheet,
the sheet I split,
upon the splitted sheet I sit!

I think this one belongs in the baked bean thread.

 

[mafuta54]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[islamoradamark]

im the son of a fisherman does that make me a fisherman i can catch lots of fish and dive for lobster or does that make me a diver or does that make me boff of em

 

[Ted Brown]

A tutor who tooted a flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor:
"is it easier to toot or to tutor
two tooters to toot?"

(I first tried entering this with Siri but no go!!)

 

[DR505]

Here's a new trick Mr. Knox,
socks on chicks and chicks on fox.
Fox on clocks on bricks and blocks,
bricks and blocks on Knox on box!

Guess what book my 4 year old likes?