Trade (Joke)

[JD 500]

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House. He was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The highly squared away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replied, "These are not pigs. These are authentic
Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary
Clinton and I got one for the Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and said , "Excellent
trade, sir."

 

[JD 500]

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House. He was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The highly squared away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replied, "These are not pigs. These are authentic
Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary
Clinton and I got one for the Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and said , "Excellent
trade, sir."

 

[SmithEC]

Somebody beat you to it a few weeks ago.

Still a good joke, though!


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