Trouble Waking Up? Try This Toothpaste

[martyd]

For those who have difficulty getting going in the mornings here is the solution and the perfect toothpaste for you.

It WILL have you up-and-at'em right off the bat.

And, I am positive the cost is not a deterrent.

 

[wood714]

You can get it for $11.00.

Cacao Toothpaste, Organic, Vegan



A very simple and very effective organic toothpaste, just 4 ingredients! Organic Unrefined Whole Cacao, Coconut Oil, Baking Soda, & Peppermint Essential Oil. Cacao is very nutritious and medicinal in it's natural unsweetened form. Theobromine, naturally in Cacao, hardens and remineralizes tooth enamel.

 

[Rule3]

For those who have difficulty getting going in the mornings here is the solution and the perfect toothpaste for you.

It WILL have you up-and-at'em right off the bat.

And, I am positive the cost is not a deterrent.

I don't think is made from what you think it is,


Cocoa bean - Wikipedia

 

[Spajohn]

Don't let 'em fool ya with that newfangled stuff. This is how we did it in the old days.

 

[kev74]

Wait.... You guys don't just wipe them with your napkin after you eat?

 

[ameridaddy]

Wait.... You guys don't just wipe them with your napkin after you eat?

Not til after I pick them and spit out the dislodged food particles, good heavens, no. That would be rude.

 

[kev74]

Not til after I pick them and spit out the dislodged food particles, good heavens, no. That would be rude.

If you take them out first, it's easier to pick em and wipe em clean!

 

[jeffrefrig]

For $100/ tube it better have something in it worth it. I gargle with Drano, then swish it around. Not quite the same as Crest.

 

[snowman]

Well, I'm afraid "supposed to" isn't good enough.


Regards,
Andy

 

[Eric300]

I just toss my teeth on a cup of water on my nightstand before I go to bed.

 

[Spajohn]

"When gums are outlawed, only outlaws will have gums."

 

[BigBoy99]

How about tooth paste made with habanero chili peppers? That would get you up in the morning!

 

[Doug M.]

The correct answer to trouble getting up in the morning is to sleep until noon.

 

[jeffrefrig]

Ya know, this makes me ask, “Am I the only one who uses my used tooth picks for hors d’ouvres and cocktails?”

 

[walkin jack]

I have cats. I never have trouble waking up.

 

[Rustyt1953]

I have cats. I never have trouble waking up.

Snooze buttons with claws.

 

[Wdbutcher97]

The correct answer to trouble getting up in the morning is to sleep until noon.

That may work for millennials, but what about the rest of us with jobs?

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Ya wanna wake up quick and spitting????? Grab the tube of Preparation H by mistake. Did it one time...never again

 

[zeke]

Have a 70 lb dog in the house that will wake me up by 5am, if not earlier. And willing to use force if necessary.

 

[Grayfox]

Where was the toothbrush invented?
Arkansas.

If it had been invented anywhere else they would have called it a teeth brush.