RETREAT!! Wait for one with money and owns a Gun Shop.
Never put anything in writing that you can say over the phone.
Never say anything over the phone that you can say face to face.
Never say anything face to face when a wink will do.
Never wink when a nod of the head will do.
Trust me on this one-I do this stuff for a living.
"A wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse"
Totally irrelevant, but I always liked the line.......
Are we done here yet?
can't wait till they get married and start fighting.....
...and don't ask Ann Landers if you should buy a model 27 or a 28....