Wedding joke

[Grayfox]

There was a huge and lavish wedding reception. At one point someone yelled out "I want all the married men here to stand next to the one person who makes their life bearable!"
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The bartender was nearly crushed.

 

[gman51]

I wasn't expecting that. LOL

 

[ddixie884]

Makes sense to me..............

 

[Capt Steve]

Not rude if it is true...

A recent study completed by the UCLA school of medicine concluded that contrary to popular belief, married men do not live longer...

It just seems longer.

 

[Bob L]

I Love It.

 

[6518John]

I missed being married once—then I woke up and realized I was only having a nightmare....

 

[DWalt]

I didn't know what true happiness was until I got married. But by then it was too late.

 

[TomkinsSP]

From the late, great Benny Hill...
Benny: (sniffling)
Wife: What's,wrong...
Benny: Remember when yer paw caught us together, said I could marry you or go to jail.
Wife: Yes, it has been the most amazing life, but what is wrong dear?
Benny: I would have been released today.