We’ve adopted a SASQUATCH!

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And it’s even gun related! For years, my wife has wanted a Squatch for a wooded area between my barn and the road. And it had to be BIG. Our goal was to hide it a little but cause people to just barely catch a glimpse of it and say “whoa, did you see that?!?” and turn around for a better look. [emoji41]

We’ve looked at a few but were settling into the probability of me jig sawing one out of 3/4 plywood, then she would paint it.

And then we found it, the mother of all things Squatch!! It’s 8’ tall and will require me to install footings and a concrete slab (working out the details on that yet). It was a silly amount of money but I realized that, over the years I’ve spent a lot money on guns and other very expensive “collections” and really wanted her to have it. I plan to have it installed in about 2-3 weeks.

Here’s my wife with her yet to be named Sasquatch …..

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That’s pretty cool. Definitely want to see it when set up in the wilderness. I’d like one of those but I don’t think my wife would allow it. She barely tolerates my Bigfoot interest. She definitely will not watch Bigfoot shows on tv with me unless it Father’s Day or my birthday.
 
That’s hilarious lol . I’ve had fun with a pair of serious minded friends with tales of Sasquatch hunts I’ve been on in the mountains here [emoji4]
 
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Our local landscape place has one with a $6500.00 dollar price tag on it. Wife really likes it. Not going to happen:D

I might do a cut out one with him peaking over our fence waving hi. Maybe a Santa hat during the holiday.

Am I missing something? Women really like the big guy:D
 
Strapped on the hood of somebody's truck to drive around town and show it off!

I could have some fun with that! Large hairy carcass with legs and arms sprawling across the hood or tailgate and roped down, driving down the interstate highway in my blaze orange hunting vest and watching the tourists' reactions. Maybe a tag tied to one of the big toes and flapping in the breeze.

Drive past the local Parks & Wildlife Office, see if I can troll up a game warden.
 
That’s hilarious lol . I’ve had fun with a pair of serious minded friends with tales of Sasquatch hunts I’ve been on in the mountains here [emoji4]

So wait……. You’ve actually gone out looking for Bigfoot ? I’m in the woods a lot. I always hope to see one. I guess I just want there to be something else. But I’ve never headed off into the woods specifically looking for one.
 
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